Whirlwind book tour

Exactly what you're not supposed to do if you're concerned about your reputation, a form of incompetent damage control

Even if you are Hunter Biden, don't go on a whirlwind book tour. It may damage your reputation

by Sexydimma April 10, 2021

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Miracolo Tour

A tour or trip that seems like a dream come true. Everything on the tour is perfect. The tour experience seems like it came together like a miracle.

That Miracolo Tour was a trip of a lifetime!

by Miracolo April 13, 2021

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EU sex tour

To have sex with one person from every country currently or ever part of the European union.

I only have one country left on my EU sex tour.

by Penman96 May 14, 2021

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Anarchy tour

A aboriginal definition for gunditjmara and other aboriginal communities the aboriginals love it it's aboriginal slang for aboriginal communities

The anarchy tour is aboriginal

by Gimegame December 7, 2024

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The fantasy (usually due to substances) that your in a rock bands tour bus. These fantasy's tend to include; Partying, Rock 'n Roll Music, Women, Passion, Drinking, and an intense need to whip your hair around.

This morning I woke up in Vegas, my head is buzzing so bad. I don't remember what happened but all I know is Tour Bus Fantasy is a good time.

by RPTJ January 10, 2025

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Alabama Piss Tour

When you into a Bucee’s gas station and piss a little and one toilet and go to the next one, trying to hold in your pee each time you piss so that you can piss in as many toilets as possible.

Hey man, I just had the best Alabama Piss Tour in Bucee’s man, there were so many toilets dude, I got at least 10!

by Gabe JoHanna June 28, 2025

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