tornado snack

The act of sluprin the clitty in a circle motion to whomst creates a tornado.

Didnt you love the tornado snack i gave to whomst?

by chesscakepuss April 19, 2017

tornado emergency

When a tornado becomes so big and so strong the National Weather Service suddenly fears it and starts blurting out words like "THIS IS AN EXTREMELY DANGEROUS SITUATION. TAKE COCVER NOW. TOTAL TO COMPLETE DESTRUCTION IS LIKELY."

"John- it's not looking good out here."

"Jebsy, what does it-"

"JOHN, GET A TORNADO EMERGENCY ON THIS THING, IT'S LIKE- IT'S A MILE FUCKING WIDE, THIS IS BAD."

"Shit, got it."

Emergency Alert System: TORNADO EMERGENCY FOR non-descript city. AT non-descript time, A LARGE, AND EXTREMELY DANGEROUS TORNADO WAS REPORTED NEAR YOUR AREA. YOU ARE IN A LIFE THREATENING SITUATION. TAKE COVER NOW. TOTAL TO COMPLETE DESTRUCTION IS LIKELY WITH THIS TORNADO.

by RiceOfCourse December 14, 2022

doggy tornado 3000

The doggy tornado 3000 is when two people roll play as dogs and then eventually have a sexual intercourse

Bro me and that one girl did the “doggy tornado 3000” last night.

by mannytheshortking January 15, 2021

June showers bring scary tornadoes

an old saying

Man, those June showers bring scary tornadoes

by cool dude ste June 28, 2017

Tibetan Tongue Tornado

Tongue punching with such velocity your partner begins to levitate

"Phil gave me Tibetan Tongue Tornado and I swear to god I pulled both hamstrings"

by tfuvjgu December 14, 2022

Bike Tornado

An action that occurs usually in a setting where one is being harassed by a group of kids on bikes, circling around the victim trapping him.

They Bike Tornado’d him before jumping him.

by Gd30 October 17, 2019

Fart Tornado

When 4 or more people surround someone, bend over, and take turns farting on them - in a clockwise order. (Counter clockwise would be the Australian Fart Tornado)

Oh man, I'm going to get back at Joseph for eating my sandwich, I am getting my crew and we will give him a Fart Tornado!

by Bungleism July 27, 2022