When a male is comitting the act of foreplay with his counter-part; and essentially is abandoned before the climax of sexual action. Post Cumatic Stress is the illness diagnosed after being Blue Balled.
by Gitt-R-Done or go home April 21, 2005
Get the Post Cum-atic Stress mug.phrase beginning smokers say to their parents (and rarely, children, spouses, or siblings, and very rarely, grandchildren) when they are told it's unhealthy for them and such people tell them not to continue
Mother: "You've been smoking, haven't you? I can smell it on your clothes even when you tried to cover it up."
Daughter (angry and embarassed): "Mother! There's so much stress in my life, so I need to smoke, okay?! Daddy keeps putting on that shitty rap channel and it stresses me out, so smoking will calm it down".
Mother: "Watch your mouth there, young lady. Don't let that bother you. He's just teasing you and you know it. And, you won't smoke anymore or he'll hear about it".
Daughter: "I won't smoke at home, okay? I'll just do it outside the home, and I'll cover it up when I'm done. No one here will suspect a thing."
Mother: "You won't do it anywhere! You're done with it now!"
Daughter (angry and embarassed): "Mother! There's so much stress in my life, so I need to smoke, okay?! Daddy keeps putting on that shitty rap channel and it stresses me out, so smoking will calm it down".
Mother: "Watch your mouth there, young lady. Don't let that bother you. He's just teasing you and you know it. And, you won't smoke anymore or he'll hear about it".
Daughter: "I won't smoke at home, okay? I'll just do it outside the home, and I'll cover it up when I'm done. No one here will suspect a thing."
Mother: "You won't do it anywhere! You're done with it now!"
by Karen Stickney November 25, 2007
Get the there's so much stress in my life, so i need to smoke mug.To,leap,jump,slide or lunge in with two feet, studs showing above an opposition players ankle. Making full contact with the bone not attempting to get the ball in football. Usually resulting in a lot of pain, or ultimately ending a carrea.
Oh my god that was a top scresh on that striker with the yellow boots
What a malaka he just got screshed
What a malaka he just got screshed
by Neville Warren February 7, 2010
Get the scresh mug.A stressel is a vessel into which you can deposit or relieve yourself of stress.
This could often be a person, for example a friend or confidante, who absorbs your stress when they listen to you go on and on about work or something.
Alternatively a stressel could be a literal vessel, such as the pint of beer you eventually drop that guy's mobile into after it's been ringing incessantly for the last half an hour. Try it. It's fun.
This could often be a person, for example a friend or confidante, who absorbs your stress when they listen to you go on and on about work or something.
Alternatively a stressel could be a literal vessel, such as the pint of beer you eventually drop that guy's mobile into after it's been ringing incessantly for the last half an hour. Try it. It's fun.
I'm pissed off with just being your stressel, bruce. I have my own problems too.(Possible neighbours usage)
"Who's been using the bird-bath as a stressel again?" Said Giles as he fished yet another cowbell out. (Possible Emmerdale usage)
"Pass me that stressel, I need to be sick." (Possible Sex and the City usage.)
"Who's been using the bird-bath as a stressel again?" Said Giles as he fished yet another cowbell out. (Possible Emmerdale usage)
"Pass me that stressel, I need to be sick." (Possible Sex and the City usage.)
by Paddymelon October 17, 2010
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Charlie had become a an accomplished stress-baking champion during his isolation at home during the coronavirus outbreak, in order to take his mind off the pandemic.
by Carl Davidson April 2, 2020
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