scatted

Referring to being under the influence of drugs and alcohol. The point where you are buzzed. If not further.

"I'm so scatted right now, I can't see straight."

by sambass February 10, 2007

seattle

Like a city, but with white people.

Look, this bus, the streets, the monorail, the westlake mall, the hihp-hop clubs, are all filled with mostly white people (and a few white-skinned asians and bi-racials).

by seattle cracker July 4, 2005

seattle

The whitest, most liberal city in America. Packed with smug hippies and wannabe hipsters, Seattle prides itself on its liberal politics to the extreme of ignoring any facts that may contradict the feelings that dictate this towns actions.

Corrupt elections are rigged and fixed for Democrats or the closest candidate to a socialist that can be found.

Seattleites think themselves tolerant (as long as you are a raving socialist), integrated (easy in an all-white city), and that the entire world thinks the same way they do.

Every Seattle idiot whines about the 2004 election fraud in Ohio but Seattle elections in King County "found" Democrat votes three times in cages and ballot boxes that had been certified empty three times!

A statue of Lenin graces Seattles Fremont neighborhood and should be burned to the ground.

The women are fat and cannot dress themselves.
The men are whiny, soft, and weak.

by Seattle Hater May 20, 2007

scattershot

1. Externalizing an interior monologue in a crowded room, regardless of whether someone responds or not. Typically used to gather someone's attention, however if the person does not respond, then there is no social shame.

2. Incognito flirting. Questions or statements meant to further conversation, but if not followed up on, will not cause the speaker social shame.

1. "Before class, I wondered aloud where our teacher was. John heard my scattershot and chimed in."

2. "I scattershotted this chick who was working there, but she didn't pick up on it. I said she's always there on Tuesdays, and she was still in retail mode, didn't really respond."

by Timmy™ August 29, 2006

Seattle Spinner

When you take a dildo and attach it to a power drill and ram that up your bitch.

Want to do a Seattle Spinner?

by ThatGuy588585 February 13, 2009

scatty cow

woman of small or no mental capacity.

mags fell out of her window for no apparent reason.....angus said, look at that scatty cow

by the trousi hunters October 3, 2006

Scatter-talk

When someone (in conversation) changes the subject in mid-sentence or thought with no transition whatsoever.

When my sisters and I get together, we often engage in "scatter-talk", covering many subjects at once with no transition from subject to subject.

by KGuerriero October 18, 2008