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swedish squirt

The act of having a girl sit on your face, while you proceed to jerk off and squirt semen onto her back.
Joe gave Sheila a swedish squirt last night.
by Anonymous February 8, 2003
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Swedish Grenade

The act of attaining gas from one's own bowels, cupping it in one's hand, and putting said hand over another's face.
"Man, I gave my brother a Swedish Grenade yesterday. He almost puked."
by Andrew Moffat January 21, 2008
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Swedish Softserve

The act of a man dropping a nice cold scoop of ice cream of any flavor into his partners vagina and then plowing her from behind. After the vicious plowing the woman squats down and squeezes the icecream mixed with jizz into a bowl or cone. The mixture comes out like a softserve icecream. After producing a beautiful swedish softserve one may dine upon its cold salty delight.
My girlfriend wanted icecream so I plowed her and gave her a little Swedish Softserve.
by FecalxxRampage April 16, 2009
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Swedish Penis Pump

When you are having anal sex with a woman and she farts, having the same effect as a penis pump but with gas rather than air
"My penis was huge to begin with but then my girlfriend gave me a swedish penis pump and it got even bigger!"
by reediculuss October 3, 2006
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Swedish Snowsuit

When you're on vacation in your winter cabin and you're Bukakiing all over a womans body then you throw her in the snow bank, while she is still covered in ejaculation, freezing the cum on her body and giving her a Swedish Snowsuit.
Dude, we were at your cabin last weekend and gave that hot asain chick a Swedish Snowsuit. Way cooler than you'd think..
by misoren April 29, 2010
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Swedish Handjob

The act having sex with the space between couch cushions and leaving your product behind.
Jon gave himself a swedish handjob last night and now my couch smells like smega.
by Mugufta December 1, 2010
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Swedish Cactus

When you grab the base of your scrotum making your testicles "pop" out of the top of your fist.
After Josh showed me his Swedish Cactus I fell madly in love with him.
by bookoute March 27, 2009
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