Submarine mom

A parent who occasionally resurfaces only to disappear without warning. May be watching you without your knowledge, most likely not though. Potentially has nuclear capabilities and can attack your emotional well-being without warning and with extreme prejudice.

Sarah: My mom is always watching over me. She is totally a helicopter mom!

Caitlynn: My mom pops in once a year to ask how I’m doing and borrow a few dollars. She’s totally a submarine mom!

by Weak weasel January 16, 2022

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Submarine mom

A parent who occasionally resurfaces only to disappear without warning. May be watching you without your knowledge, most likely not though. Potentially has nuclear capabilities and can attack your emotional well-being without warning and with extreme prejudice.

Sarah: My mom is always watching over me. She is totally a helicopter mom!

Caitlynn: My mom pops in once a year to ask how I’m doing and borrow a few dollars. She’s totally a submarine mom!

by Weak weasel January 16, 2022

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Subaru

Eternal suffering and this guy go hand-in-hand, seriously, someone needs to give him a proper happy ending; great guy tho

Subaru has a great sense of humor 🌞

by StraightOuttaAzkaban January 20, 2022

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Submarine Scope

Inserting the entire skull (and sometimes neck) into ones anal cavity.

She wants to submarine scope. I told her she had a death wish.

by Ytteb Poob February 4, 2022

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submarining

Like motorboating, but on a vagina. Bonus points if your head is literally underwater, like in a pool, bathtub, or jacuzzi.

“Dude! I went submarining on Alina last night!”

“That’s awesome!”

“Too bad I nearly drowned, on the fact that she got horny while we were in the hot tub.”

by darthax234 February 25, 2022

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