Stone Face

A facial expression that is used in conjunction with complete silence to express discontent or disappointment with a person or a statement made. Often a pointing motion directed toward the face with the index finger is used.

I tried to tell Michael my new joke, but he gave me a Stone Face!

by Dough Snatcher February 24, 2009

stoned

N: see high. the state of being one is in after smoking marijuana. generally characterized by hunger, bad short term memory and spacing out, in addition to feelings of elation, hysteria and laziness. overall, a very good feeling.

man, i went to work so stoned yesterday.

by mells February 15, 2005

Ashley Tisdale and Danny Stone Fans

a stupid group of fans that hate their own lives that they have to obsess over Ashley Tisdale and Danny Stone to have any satisfaction with living.

Jessica: Would you believe that Ashley Tisdale and Danny Stone Fans created a destructive riot outside of the movie theatre lastnight?

Me: What the hell, why?

Jessica: Danny didn't get the main part in Scary Movie V with Ashley like the fans requested. Look at the movie ratings. It's below average because he wasn't in it.

Me: Oh fuck me! Get over it stupid ass teenage girls.

by TrollingSINCE1995 April 21, 2013

stoned

a state where a person wants 2 piss but doesnt have the courage to get up from the floor.

i got stoned after a blunt n wsnt able to get up for an hour.

by babanash June 27, 2006

second hand stoned

To become stoned by breathing in the exhaled fumes of a pot smoker.

Dude! I'm gonna make you second hand stoned!!!!

by David Hawaii June 18, 2007

stoned up

A term for getting high on marijuana used in Vermont. Don't ask me why they add the word "up". I couldn't explain it any more than I could tell you how they thought of the expression cabbage night.

A: Man, I can't stay awake anymore. I am about to meet the table with my head.

B: Wow, you must be pretty stoned up.

A: *bonk*

by zwibble de jah jah November 1, 2006

stoned outta my gourd!

Bein higher than the end of muh dick!

I'm stoned outta my gourd!

by Eziquio C. November 13, 2014