[scrotch]

a retributive act performed on the food of a rude fast food customer wherein the cook/employee smears the customer's burger around in their crotch before serving it up to them; may also connote the resulting deposit of pubic hairs on the burger; believed to be derived from the contraction of the words "smear" and "crotch"

"Yes, sir, please don't yell, I heard you, you wanted exactly one pickle, no mustard, some mayo, two pieces of cheese, and you want me to pick off all the seasame seeds from your bun, I will fix that right up for you..." The cashier turns to the cook and whispers assuredly in his hear "...scrotch'em..." The cook grins maliciously, yells "i got'em!" unbuckles his belt, and plunges the burger into the filthy abyss...moments later the sodomized burger appears on a tray, neatly boxed and complete with combo, exactly as the customer had ordered...or so they think..."come back'n see us now!" the cashier adds smugly with a wave as the disgruntled customer storms off with the food...what goes around comes around...

by gg.rub June 27, 2006

scrotchy

An elastic band designed for keeping oversized scrotums from hanging too low. Similar to "scrunchie" elastic hair bands, but designed specifically for the testicles.

Mike has to put on his scrotchy before the basketball game so his balls don't hang out the bottom of his shorts

by turkeystuffer May 23, 2009

Scrotee

When you shave everything below the waist except for the taint.

Joe was thinking about growing a scrotee to impress his girlfreind

by Chris and Joey April 16, 2008

Scrotch

N: When one spills Scotch Whiskey on their groin area, the resulting stain is known as "Scrotch".

Mc: "That jerk bumped into me and I spilled my glass, I had Scrotch the rest of the party.

Mc: "That chick I was hitting on wouldn't go down on me because of my Scrotch"

by Naught Reel Nayme December 21, 2010

scrote-cake

Its a cake made from a scrot of a person that could not be cured of Itchy Scrote (See Scrote Rot)

Would you like to taste fred's scrote-cakes?

by luke mate April 19, 2005

Scrote

When you rub someone with your scrotum through your fly.

He just gave my face a scrote!

by Rob Seditionary December 8, 2006

scrote

Hippies who beg for change and cigarettes on the street. They hang out at the park, own pit bulls, play bongo drums and try to sell you fake weed or magic crystals. They have dreadlocks, baggy patch-work pants, dirty fingernails and big black hoodies.

Don't cut through Hippy Hill in Golden Gate Park or you will be bombarded with scrotes who just need a couple bucks to get back to Reno because their kid burned their house down.

by vernikins May 14, 2011