Stremtch

A Stremtch occurs when one’s hand(s) is used to stretch back someone or something’s face flab. A Stremtch is most commonly and effectively done on a cat.

I Stremtched my cat Whiskers, should I post it to r/stremtch?

by Crimxon December 7, 2022

Stritching

The word used when Peter Gabriel tries to say 'stretching' but clearly doesn't have the capacity to do so'

'Peter can you say stretching for us?'

'No, sorry, best I can do is stritching'

by Killer_Vybz February 1, 2023

da stritcher

a dumb trollbot that takes your email and mixes it with a pre written phrase for no reason

dammit! wtf is this dumb bot da stritcher picking on me?

by pissedoffieuser November 21, 2009

Cardinal Stritch University

Unknown.
Consist of a shit ton of people who don’t want to be here

“Have you ever heard of Cardinal Stritch University?”
“Don’t you mean Satan’s ass crack?”

by NARPS April 22, 2022

tighter that a mosquito's ass stretched over a rain barrel

Used to describe the tightness of a womans vagina to all your friends. Often used in conjuction with the words likepussy, cunt, and box. BEWARE! NEVER USE IN FRONT OF WOMEN TO DESCRIBE OTHER WOMEN. DIRE CONSEQUENCES MAY INCUR!

Her cunt was tighter that a mosquito's ass stretched over a rain barrel... niccce!

by Jeep_Junkie March 13, 2007

albino stretcher

When a black man enters another mans ass who's name is Adam.

I accidentally walked in uninvited and seen an albino stretcher

by B. Black. 66 December 2, 2014

etchy-stretchy

philosophically or scientifically controversial

concepts such as 'Normal', with a philosophical capital N, are supposed to be etchy-stretchy. I specifically excluded political science and the other social sciences from the definition of etchy-stretchy because they create political controversy tainted with propaganda and mediapocricy

by Sexydimma April 29, 2015