drunk stalker

one who only talks to you when drinking or is drunk and constantly talks to you whenever they are drunk. Someone who texts, leaves voicemails or even chat with you only when they are drinking and it happens almost every time they are and they never seem to leave you alone.

Guy 1: Ugh, I got another text from this girl saying she loves me, we barely hang out and she only does this when she's drunk.

Guy 2: Looks like you've got a drunk stalker on your hands bro.

by captain lightning December 28, 2010

stralker

a stranger that follows you around because they dont know who you are yet but plan on knowing you by following you

Dick-"Whos that guy thats been following us for hours?"
Fanny-"Thats my stralker, lol, lmfao."
Dick-"Oh, is that all, i do that sometimes."

by Gaye Wright March 19, 2008

Stalktastic

Meaning "stalk-able" usually applied to a girl by a guy talking to his peers.

"dude, that chick is fucking stalktastic"

by Rapetasm February 19, 2009

stalkernoculars

Sophisticated binoculars usually very large with a high magnification (such as this one http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:15x70-binoculars.jpg) used for the purpose of stalking or looking into other people's homes.

Alex used John's stalkernoculars to peer into neighboring homes in Birch Bay.

by Mr. Pi December 19, 2008

stalkniscient

Being omniscient in a creepy way. Having knowledge of private information (such as meeting locations and events with friends) without having spoken to people involved.

Person 1: Why is creepy dude here? How did he find out about the party?
Person 2: Don't you know, he's stalkniscient

by Theodis December 23, 2008

stalking the book

adding over 500 friends on facebook, people you don't even know, so that you can spend hours scanning through their posted pictures and reading their comments

Rachel spent hours online stalking the book.

by foe stigmund August 8, 2009

Stalkbooking

The act of repeatedly visiting one's Facebook wall and/or commenting on one's Facebook status.

Ray : Diane has been commenting on my status all day long.

Tom : Dude, she is stalkbooking you !

by SuperRay February 16, 2010