stoner-maneuver 

a man who has mastered the stoner maneuver. one who can convince others at a party to bring them things without ever leaving the couch.

mike: "hey brenda can you pass me that lighter..."
brenda gets up from her seat and gets the lighter and passes it. while she is up...
mike: "while ur up can you get us a couple beers?"
brenda: "sure :)"
juan: "dude...nice stoner-maneuver!"
stoner-maneuver is often said in a high pitched and rapid style so only those in the know understand

stoner-maneuver by kindsir44 June 14, 2009

stoner food 

frozen meals and cereal is stoner food, they're easy and dont require alot of brains to make.

jasons frezer is full of hungry-mans, what alot of stoner food

stoner food by [e-mail] July 15, 2004

stoner accident 

A simple mistake made by a stoned individual, such as knocking the ash tray. The person it most affects gets unneccesrily angry when the accident is trivial.

Sid i cant believe you dropped the zoot, thats well out of order, minus 3 tokes for you, thats not cool A typical stoner accident

stoner accident by Dubvision October 15, 2009

stoner friendly food 

any food that does not take much or any time and energy to prepare and eat

stoner friendly foods do not include things like hershey kisses, they are wrapped and take too much mind power to open when baked off ones ass, stoner friendly foods do include foods like chips that u only need to open once

stoner friendly food by Pillsbury419 December 30, 2005

stoner name 

a name in which many (i.e. dealers and acquaintances) use to call you. Many names have reason behind it either it a childhood memory or just a habit. Other names have no meaning at all and aren't used except as the person's name in someone's cell phone. A stoner name begins to consume you when you get heavier at smoking and soon there will be two of a person: the regular one with the birth name and the stoner named one.

Stoner names are not to be made fun of in anyway, shape or form. They are to be handled with respect.

R: Have you seen Stitches walking around here?
B: No but I've seen Vi-
R: NO! No I need Stitches.
B: He won't be back for a while, he's getting blazed.
R: Fucking stoner name changed him for the worse.

stoner name by Brittney Sade August 22, 2008

Stoner Tangent 

A long winded story telling and/or rant while under the influence of some mind altering substance. Usually difficult to comprehend unless you are stoned, or happen to know said ranter.

Jessica had a stoner tangent when she was so high she couldn't remember when she started talking.

Stoner Tangent by betterThanGreg March 22, 2009

Stoner meal 

A random assortment of food prepared and eatin by a stoned individual. these items were chosen by the stoner for consumption based on their amount of effort to achieve. This assortment of food may include as as rediculous as items as the following: carrot raisen muffin, beef jerky, string cheese, and pickles.

Dude im so high, im down for a stoner meal, alright man lets see whats in the fridge.

Stoner meal by davidmact June 7, 2011