Skeech-clause

Noun: An individual who free loads and pot licks another individual's hard
work.

Someone who never wants to help you out, but will always take a handout from you

"Look, there's a Skeech-Clause. He is always skeeching for some
free shit."

by Cooter T. Bass October 1, 2008

Speech from the Throne

Talking on the phone while taking a shit

Dude, Im pretty sure she gave you a speech from the throne

by andorejunior July 14, 2010

Trench Stench

male's urethra or man's place between the arse

Do you hear it he was masturbating his trench stench with a pen!

by wattawat September 19, 2020

Free Speech Absolutist

The correct term is "Speech Absolutist but", usually found in the profile of people who think any opinion they disagree with should be banned and the speaker should be hanged.

I am a Free Speech Absolutist but orange man should be hanged.

by darth leia September 3, 2018

Freedom of speech

Something YouTube doesn't believe in as they delete comments which go against their communist, marxist and SJW agenda.

I just dissed Communist China and my comment got deleted after 18 seconds of posting. So much for freedom of speech. 🙄

by UltimateDoge June 26, 2021

Freedom of speech

That thing conservatives pretend to care about when you ask them to please stop harassing minorities to the point of suicide.

*conservative is blocked on social media*
conservative: BUT MAH FREEDOM OF SPEECH!!

by meep5010 April 26, 2022

Red Headed Stepchild

The phrase was first coined by James Joyce in his smash-hit musical, Annie, in which he geniously depicts the stereotypical Irish-male's concern for slamming whiskey and disrespecting women, especially the ones from the loins of his sinner wife. (See child support.) Several years later, Joyce also uses this phrase in a letter to his actual wife to describe his penis.

1) Beat that thing like a red headed stepchild.

2) Perhaps I can help you beat your red headed stepchild. With my mouth.

by Benjamin Franklin 1776 July 4, 2008