Squirrel Fiddler

Often displayed in the woodland areas, this Unnatural act, is where a human being manipulates the squirrel creature for their pleasures. Similar to Chimp Lover.

Mum:"Close your eyes hunny. Darling get the kids in the car quick, theres a squirrel fiddler over there."

Squirrel Fiddler by Jacksc2 July 3, 2006

squirrel tapped 

The art of smacking someone in the testicles.

If you don't shut up, you're going to get squirrel tapped!

squirrel tapped by silverton December 11, 2007

squirrel tag 

A game that involves 3 or more people a group of friends run around like idiots and try and tag a squirrel. Very simple rules:

1: The squirrel must be alive
2: Must be out in public
3: If whoever wins, is diagnosed with rabies withen 2 weeks after the game, the game continues

Doctor: Im sorry, but you seem to have caught rabies. Thats why squirrel tag is bad
Person: What?! Rabies?! GAME ON! ::runs outside without pants or shoes chasing squirrels::

squirrel tag by Vulg4r November 10, 2006

Squirrel Brains 

Alternative name for testicles.

I told a girl I had AIDS after I fucked her, so she kicked me in the squirrell brains!

Squirrel Brains by Skott December 12, 2004

squirrel girl 

a female possessing a hip sense of style or who behaves in an all around cool manner.

pearl's pretty awesome. she's def. a squirrel girl

squirrel girl by evizzle July 27, 2007

squirrel box

to suck on a dudes nut sack, just like tea bagging

the horny guy wasn't satisfied with only a squirrel box, he wanted the be-atch to give him massive head!

squirrel box by zippy the chip November 6, 2003

squirrel fuck 

Hanging upside down from a branch on a tree with your legs skeeting a freak-a-leek

see freak-a-leek

Last night my friend squirrel fucked the shit out of this girl

squirrel fuck by Feitan Erahan January 12, 2006