Irish Spanking

When you wake up after a night of drinking with a sore ass but no memory of how you got it.

"Jesus, I woke up this morning with such an Irish spanking."
"That's funny, I woke up with a sick case of Irish crotch..."

by pishtank April 7, 2008

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Jesus Spanking

when you do something that you know is wrong and God comes back to get you for it later.

1. Obama is a crappy president and makes bad choices....so Jesus spanked him when he got hit in the face during a game of basketball.

2. A child kicks another kid and then runs away. while they are running away, they trip and smack their head on a wall. That my friends...is a Jesus spanking.

by michelle1991 November 29, 2010

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springing the pogo

To masturbate. "springing" as the name suggests, is the repeated up and down jacking of the "pogo" stick, which of course is ... ya dick!

"OMG! What are you doing!?"
"Well honey, i'm springing the pogo! Check it out, ima bout to set a world record!"

"U don't jack it!? Shit, i've already sprung it twice since i've been here!"

by cjohnson85 April 4, 2008

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spinning mare

much like the rodeo, only from reverse cowgirl position you whisper "I hope you dont mind having AIDs" and hold on for as long as you can.

i pulled the spinning mare last night and held on for 28 seconds!

by thedirtymagician October 2, 2009

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Scanning The Visa

Losing your virginity, or playing the v-card. Taking somebody's virginity, like scanning their v-card.

Kevin: Dude guess what?
Ben: What?
Kevin: I just met this really hot girl, i'm gonna see her tonight.
Ben: Hmmm, are you thinking about scanning the visa?

by MistressMary October 1, 2011

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