The Noose Song

What's the greatest kind of knot
That you can tie with ease?
It's useful and it's happy
And it suits your every need
Well i'm about to tell you
But first I have to note
That you never should never consider
Putting a rope around your throat

So, let's learn how to tie a noose
It's practical for every use!
All you need is a piece of rope
And to never give up hope

You make a loop and the snake goes down
But changes it's mind and turns around
And climbs back up to the top again
This is where the fun begins
You take the snake and spiral down
And at the bottom
What has he found?
The snake goes into the rabbit's hole
Then you give the top a pull
Never consider self abuse
This is how you tie a noose

Guy 1: I need to learn how to tie a noose for some halloween decor, but I just can't figure out how!
Guy 2: Just watch The Noose Song on youtube! It's informative, funny, and filled to the brim with satire!

by Alchemist657 July 3, 2020

Song-Blocked

When you're singing a song in chorus and your teacher stops just before the most exciting part of the song.
Or, when your favorite song comes on the radio and the radio either a) cuts out, b) is turned off, or c) it's a song montage.

Mr. A. stopped the chorus to fix the bass note just as were getting to the best part of our song, effectively song-blocking us.
My favorite song was just on, but the radio cut into static and song-blocked me!

by Chariline October 1, 2010

last song syndrome

when you end up singing random songs that you last heard whether you like the song or not. You might have heard this song in a span of 30mins or a max 8hrs.

w1: hit me baby one more time....(sings)
w2: i thought you dont like that song
w1: i know, im just having some last song syndrome and im tryin to get rid of it.

by kd31 June 3, 2010

A Song of Ice and Fire

Masturbating with IcyHot while playing the Game of Thrones soundtrack in the background.

My penis is alternately burning and freezing because I sang A Song of Ice and Fire last night.

by Rhaegar Martell February 1, 2014

the worm-eating song

A song about a depressed little kid who eats worms

No one likes me,
Everyone hates me,
I'm goin' to the garden
To eat some worms
Tear off the rubbery parts,
Chew up the sticky part
And gulp down the gooey part...
Yum yum yum...I ate a worm!

by RatchetBoo June 11, 2006

song changing syndrome

when someone changes a song repeatedly every 6 secs instead of actually listening to it no matter if the song is good or bad.

this is common with people who ride in your car or happen to gain access of the stereo at a party.

PS. dont let these people near your audio devices!! lol

Alexa has song changing syndrome whenever we ride in my car.

by hardhitr3 August 16, 2009

sonboy

A man who can't achieve an erection.

That sonboy couldn't get it hard for even a minute and he wasn't even drunk!

What a limp dick sonboy!

by sarahfayelive March 18, 2011