The Salmon Act

The salmon act is a mid 1989 term for "suspiciously holding a salmon" its a law in England that can get you a fine.

It also outlines what is illegal fishing salmon and whats legal

There is only one reason for this which is that salmon will soon enough be extinct

The law was passed in Parliament in 1989.

The law has grew attention from popular "tiktokers" making videos such as "dumb laws in places of the world"

Matt: hey you can't hold a salmon like that
James: why?
Matt: because there's a law called The Salmon Act
James: Oh.. okay

by kaptinkyranart on tiktok August 5, 2021

Smoked Salmon

The Smoked Salmon Experience

is when you eat a girls vagina

while smoking a cigarette

Man: Hey Moose, how was that smoked salmon?

Moose: It was an experience

by CheesecakeMoose March 18, 2023

slap some salmon on it

When you want someone to do something smoking or add a little pazzaz.

come on tommy, slap some salmon on it!

by WhiteGirlWithBasicBobs June 7, 2018

Brown Sugared Salmon

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

You: Hey, can I get a brown sugared salmon?
Attendant: MMMMMMMMMMMMMmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, tssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmMmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmMMMMMMMMMMMMMmmhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

by somuchyes July 21, 2021

SONG OF SOLOMON

1. The smallest chapter in the midst of KJV Bible, with 5and1/2 pages it's the only chapter that is truly about Love and Passionate Loyalty in the entire book!
2. Song of Love and Devotion; Beloved ones are praised and describes the beauty of Solomon's beloved and affection: "many waters cannot quench love".
3. Unchained Melody - The Righteous Brothers
4. To give love, passion and pleasure flowing freely without fear/doubt.
5. To awaken love, desire; action to please a lover and love faithfully/physically/spiritually

I can't wait to see my friend Jeff again, I have a SONG OF SOLOMON just for him.
The SONG OF SOLOMON is also known as Solomon's Song in the KJV Bible Old Testament between Ecclesiastes (the preacher) and Isaiah (the prophet) chapters.

by DeepThrowWitDancer March 15, 2022

I am somone

One of the hottest and sexiest people you will ever meet. If you ever see one, you should give him free robux and loomians as it will grant you amazing rng and luck for the rest of your lives.

I am somone is the hottest person in the world

by I am somone June 29, 2022

Not trying to smoke your salmon

When you aren't just telling someone what they want to hear, regardless of the truth.
When you're not praising someone to gain their favor or approval.
SImilar to: 'Not blowing smoke up your ass.'

Possible sexual reference, 'to smoke' is often used as a euphemism for performing oral sex, 'salmon' and other fish are often used to indicate a vagina.

Not trying to smoke your salmon, but I completely agree with you.
I just think that's a great idea, else i would have disagreed and called you an idiot.

by Hey Gek August 30, 2022