A soggy trumpet is when you start eating someone asshole out until it is drenched in their juices and your saliva, I'm talking Pacific ocean drenched. Then you either a) jam your fist wrist deep in the bitch and play her like a trumpet or b) grab that dudes dick and work it like a trumpet. Then to complete the rusty trumpet you blow into their asshole. Like blow their kidneys out blow.
Reptar: Have you guys heard of the soggy trumpet?
Running Man: Hell yea I did that to my chick last night
Jim: *mumbles
Juggalo: yea my wife gives them nigirly
Onyx: unfortunately...
Soggy: my girl did dat ish last night, ya feel me
Running Man: Hell yea I did that to my chick last night
Jim: *mumbles
Juggalo: yea my wife gives them nigirly
Onyx: unfortunately...
Soggy: my girl did dat ish last night, ya feel me
by Reptar77 December 16, 2014
Get the soggy trumpetmug. A game I always wanted to play at school. A group of guys stand around a Marie biscuit and jerk off. The last guy to jizz on the biscuit has to eat it.
by Stoff250180 January 25, 2017
Get the Soggy Mariemug. by McSuacyBoner;) March 23, 2017
Get the soggy mcchickenmug. by hva94 September 28, 2023
Get the soggy catmug. a game people may play when a group of people masterbate and then ejaculate onto a biscuit the last who hasn't ejaculated must then eat the biscuit.
by eskimode December 27, 2007
Get the soggy biscuitmug. a group of friends standing around a biscuit masturbating onto it. the last person to ejaculate on the buscuit has to eat it.
by soggy biscuit eater November 25, 2010
Get the soggy biscuitmug. A fat, sloppy, sweaty, deep fry cooking, nasty ass slut who sends her kids to school in beat ass clothes and three year old shoes.
by JayR August 27, 2003
Get the soggy homug.