Sober sucker

A girl so ugly that you lose your hard on and the longer she's sucking you the uglier she looks.

Last night I went home with that girl Jessica but I couldn't keep it up and she turned out to be a sober sucker.

by DatBois August 2, 2018

Midwest sober

mid-west soh-ber

Def.: when you're an alcoholic but haven't gotten charged with any DUIs

Daniel: drive safe out there

Chris: don't worry, I'm still midwest sober
Daniel: good, keep it that way

by TheTallestPsychonaut August 7, 2025

kenosha sober

When you finally stop doing blow and drinking brown liquor while only get shit faced on beer and weed on the weekends.

Since his last arrest, he has really cleaned up his act and sticks to beer and weed on the weekends. Last time I saw him at Shenanigans he told me he has been Kenosha sober for 6 months!

by Rue2 March 19, 2025

sober-trip

When someone trips out over something while sober.

Bro thinking about life is a sober-trip.

by ILikeAnalFourTwenty69 March 14, 2020