Spoffer

A person so obsessed with special offers that it becomes a mental illness causing them buy things they don't want just because they're on special offer.

Often they buy so many things on offer that they have to give much of it away to friends and family.

"My dad is the world's biggest spoffer! Once in a shop he tried on this jacket and knew it was too small for him but bought it anyway simply because it was less than half price."

by enigmacrypt April 15, 2009

Bag Sniffer

When one person plays with their bag until their hands have a distinct sweaty balls bag odor and then this person places their fingers under the nostril of some tool or jackass. This tool or jackass is then called "bag sniffer".

Chris has been playing with his hairy, sweaty balls after gym class. Once his hands wreak of his sweaty, salty balls he goes over to Reed and tells him he's just fingered a girl. He says, "Smell my finger." Reed sniffs his moist hands. All of the other guys knew what Chris was doing and die laughing when he says, "Reed, you are a bag sniffer!" This title remained with him his entire high school career.

by Delmas March 13, 2008

Boxer Sniffer

Something a fag does for sexual gratification. See Panty sniffer. It is the opposite.

You faggoty boxer sniffer.

by David Bailey November 30, 2005

sniffer

you and your girl are getting it on and your creepy friend and/or roommate is creeping outside your door and breathing deep.

George: what the hell are you doing outside my door?!?!?!

Steve: nothing man... i heard a strange noise and thought i would just check it out....

George: i could see your feet under the door and could hear you breathing asshole!! your such a sniffer!!!

by chloe mcgruber April 19, 2011

Book Sniffer

N. A peculiar/socially awkward/weird child who prefers the company of textbooks over people. A "nerd" or "dork".

Yeah, that kid with the thick glasses is such a dorky book sniffer.

by fedoramoe December 2, 2010

Diaper Sniffer

A derogatory name for a pedophile, when you really need something that packs more of a punch.

"Fuck you, you sick, cradle wanking, diaper sniffer."

by ghostbun.1 October 1, 2021

Fart Sniffer

A person(s) who purchase a 90k campervan, RV or caravan and sit inside all day and all night inhaling each other’s farts. They do not mingle or crack a smile at other campers because they’re too intoxicated by their own farts

Look at those snobby grey nomads, probably sitting in their camper being a bunch of fart sniffers

by Lazarath October 10, 2022