snark

synonym for slobber, spit, or saliva. Snark is produced in large quantities by large breed dogs and babies.

That big dog jumped up on me and I got covered in snark!

My baby sister's shirt was soaked with baby snark.

by Beni December 28, 2005

SNARFS

Sub-Normal-And-Rediculously-Fuck​ing-Stupid

The damn SNARFS in ROS are way out of their league

by smokiemcbongwater September 28, 2009

snarktastic

adj.
1. Having the qualities of or bearing a wonderful similarity to Miss Snark, a bloggress of astounding skill and wit. Meaning varies depending on context.

"Susan, your stilettos are snarktastic."
"Your blog is so snarktastic, it makes me laugh."

by AidanM May 23, 2006

Snark

A very dangerous body movement preformed at 8:08 pm and/or 2:11 am

I don't think any of us will survive after Harold snark's at 2:11

by Alexis aka creator of SNARK January 4, 2009

snark

when you are getting a blow job and when you cut loose you poe/punch the bitch in the rib cage. If properly executed, jiz will shoot out her nose and she will make the noise- SNARK(a perfect snark will have her jumping in circles, one hand to her face and the other waving frantically for some unknown reason.

That hooters chick- I was fucking her face and I snarked her. Then I convinced the dumb cunt it was a accident. I probably wont be able to pull that twice, but I will try.

by Mark 47 February 26, 2008

Fruit Snacks

Independant of gay people, at least most of the time.

Woohoo for a definition that doesnt make fun of gay people. Fuck that. Gay people are soooo GAY.

by Wheelie December 14, 2003

snark

Similar to troll, this is a type of individual who scopes out Craigslist and flags listings for no apparent reason; or because it may interfere and/or compete with one of their own.

"No Jim, I didn't post any photos in the ad as the snarks might decide to flag it."

by damselinthisdress December 9, 2008