Smooth Juice

A nickname for the small cartons of Darigold milk served in cafeterias

1. *gets up to walk away

2. Where are you going?
1. To get some smooth juice

by Creamy cow November 10, 2021

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Aussie Smooth Hound

When someone with no teeth gives you a blowjob,

Named after the Australian Gummy Shark and reading too much Hentai

"Whew!~ My partner gave me an Aussie Smooth Hound last night."

by Dr.DoubleButt October 1, 2021

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Virgin Asian puts down his engineering books and talks to asian girl "Hey, you should check out this vegan restaurant with me."
Asian girl "Sure."
Virgin Asian "Then it's a date then..."
Asian girl "Wow... That was Lam Smooth of you. No thanks buddy."
Virgin Asian goes on a rage.

by That niggah November 21, 2009

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The Smooth Criminal

When you and another person are about to have sex, and you repeatedly start asking “Annie, are you okay?” You keep asking this, regardless of what the person says, until they’re no longer in the mood for sex.

“So last weekend was actually great, I used the Smooth Criminal to great effect, and now none of her friends will talk to me, either. Peace and quiet is in store for me.

by anon415 February 4, 2023

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big smooths

best band/(?) shaved genetalia (?)/ from s.d. Not exactly sure about the name "big smooths", but i am sure that the guitar player/singer is the awesomest guy i know (and i'm not talking about the guy with the long hair)

Man 1: Hey, what are you doing tonight?

Man 2: Uh, ahem. I'm going to the only place where sweet people hang out, the Big Smooths concert!

Man 1: Dude, sweet!

by effyx March 22, 2010

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