by willwizzle March 11, 2011
Carla: All you do is sit on your ass and watch t.v. Take me out somewhere!
Steve: Get away from me woman or you'll get another funk smack!
Steve: Get away from me woman or you'll get another funk smack!
by Black Dove February 13, 2009
by Thotfinder April 16, 2014
slapping a woman in the face with a floppy penis or a rock hard erection for the purpose of degrading the woman
by Mr. Delicious February 29, 2004
To smack or slap someone across the face for having a stupid looking hat on their head, or just to smack someone in general.
by Jmac March 09, 2005
A girl with a small vagina. A Honey Smack or Super Golden Crisp cereal puff looks just like a tiny vagina.
by Nakita Block February 13, 2011
When someone in a position of authority, particularly at the same place of business, publicly humiliates another of lower status. Makes reference to the direct relationship between one's position on the organization chart and relative size of his (or her) business "cock" of authority.
Joe tried to give the new hot temp a tour around the office, but his supervisor COCK SMACKED him by sending him back to his cubicle, and took over the tour.
by Werewolf Mike May 27, 2008