Sleep Humper Bed

A bed mattress with holes that makes masturbation in bed for men easier than ever. A man may lay face down on the mattress so he can insert his penis into a hole that is shaped much like the tunnel of love sex toy. The man will then proceed to hump the bed until he ejaculates as the semen is washed down into a connected sewer line.

Honey, I bought the brand new Sleep Humper Bed so you won't have to worry about sex anymore.

by Kingmaster74 April 12, 2011

Sleep sandwich

When ur hungry but instead of eating you go to sleep. You usually wake up with out the feeling of hunger. This is a step down from a "wish sandwich", which is two
Pieces of bread with nothing in between. You wish you had something to put in it.

I was gonna get a meal but I fell asleep
and had a sleep sandwich instead.

by Keythe856 November 1, 2011

national sleep day

National sleep day is on March 18th 2018 , have fun and sleep all day and catch up on the sleep you've missed

Jim- "Hey bob its national sleep day today"

Bob- "Okay Jim see you later I gotta go sleep"

by National sleep day September 17, 2017

sleep apnea

A condition where the airway collapses and patient stops breathing in their sleep, this can be caused by enlarged tonsils, adnoids, uvula and soft pallet. Often associated with snoring and excessive daytime sleepiness. Most common form of treatment for sleep apnea is CPAP (continous positive airway pressure) which forces air into the airway and keeps the airway from collapsing. This eliminates snoring and apnea.

I think i have sleep apnea.
why?
I constantly snore and wake up during the night, i stay tired during the day.

by sleep tech December 10, 2008

sleep on

To ignore, overlook, or to forget something. Used as a verb, to sleep on something. Overlooking something that is deemed good or tight.

"Yall can sleep on the Steelers. They finna take it all this year."

by Thrilla in Vanilla November 24, 2004

sleep watching

what it says. watching someone wile they sleep- can be romantic, or something a stalker would do.

1. Susie's bf was so sweet, he stayed up all night sleep watching.

2. While Bobby was asleep, a girl was outside with binoculars sleep watching.

by silvercold9 November 25, 2007

sleep face

when you wake up in the morning and look in the mirror to find that your face has not woken up yet.

I woke up 20 minutes ago but I still have sleep face!! my eyes are all droopy and i have blanket face

My sleep face needs to wake up! I have to go to class

He told me my sleep face looks like a sad turtle

by mahsita69 December 7, 2009