The act of masterbating and ejaculating so many times in bed sheets, that the sheets harden up and eventually crack.
by theman12432 February 13, 2014
Get the cracking sheets mug.When you wash your sheets and wait till the very last minute the dryer cycle is done just to be able to get those warm, crispy puppies back on the bed, to have the cosiest sleep you'll have all week.
I could smell the dainty laundry detergent airing off the clean, crisp bed sheets I just washed. My Sundays are shit, but nothing beats my Sunday nights because it's clean sheet night.
Gavin: hey man, wanna go for beers after work?
Mort: nah way man! It's clean sheet night!
Gavin: hey man, wanna go for beers after work?
Mort: nah way man! It's clean sheet night!
by srirachalover666 October 24, 2014
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Get the black sheet party mug.I'm gonna put on some beats for the sheets, so when my girl gets home, we can get down. sexy music, r and b music, slow motion for me music, music to get down, sex, music
by joecoolthefool February 23, 2015
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by Rick James, bitch November 21, 2004
Get the sheet mug.Sarah: The vet says your horse needs it's sheath cleaned. He can do it but I'll show you how to do it your self, it's cheaper. *wink*
Meliisa: *grins and follows her into the barn*
Me: looks at paper that clearly says "foreskin" not "sheath" *gags and runs behind hay bale*
Meliisa: *grins and follows her into the barn*
Me: looks at paper that clearly says "foreskin" not "sheath" *gags and runs behind hay bale*
by Jerk October 21, 2004
Get the Sheath mug.A rectangle faced guy with rectangle glasses who is always so loud and burns your ears. He is also very nerdy in some situations in school. Also, most Shaktis are hated by English teachers because he always disrupts the class.
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