Shardify

Adjective to describe a girl that is dressed up and looks really good. Mostly to go with the baddie aesthetic.

Damn, that hot mamma got all shardified for tonight!

You look like u gave yourself a major shardify today Timmy!

by shartbutt69420420 September 20, 2022

Shardonnay

Slang used to avoid saying meth amphetamine around an unsuspecting public.
It refers to meth appearing to be SHARDS of broken glass.
Pronounced as" Chardonnay " the soccer mom energy drink.

Tweeker 1: Where can we get some Shardonnay? I think I got $30, plus we can click some stolen camping gear.

Tweeter Too: I can get an 8 ball over by AmPm for $40, I'll cover the $10 because I'm tired of watching u steal ur mom's stuff for dope.
Tweeter 1: Technically I peeled ur storage for the camping gear, so it's not stealing .

Tweeter too: the contrary, arctually being the truth...

by GeniusJunior October 9, 2022

Shearer's coffee

Shearer's coffee is offered to shearer's during the annual shearing on a sheep farm by the farmer/ farmers wife.

AKA International Roast. The cheapest, nastiest brew served alongside Billy tea. No-one ever actually consumed it so it lasts forever.

Sheep farmer: 'The shearer's are coming next week.'
Sheep farmer's wife: 'I'm pretty sure there's still plenty of shearer's coffee in the woolshed from when your mother used to live here 20 years ago'

by LuckyDay😉 October 17, 2022

shard

(Homograph) The opposite, and a more family-friendly version of the s-word.

Person 1: Let's go to Washington D.C., shall we?
Person 2: Oh come on, I need to take a shard.

by ManuelToTheGroundLevel October 24, 2022

Shard

A Shard is a fart and a poop combined making explosive poop.

I sharded in my pants.

by Wippedsaltycreamonmyparentsbed December 4, 2022

sharda

how does being in love feel? honesty, there are many ways to convey it. you unintentionally form a connection with a particular person, someone you want to spend all of your time with, someone you want to give your all, and they make you feel more at home than your actual home. the sweet feelings they give you when they're near, the butterflies in your stomach, the stuttering when you speak to them, and the nervousness. relationships arent always perfect, they have fights, misunderstandings and feelings that this will be the end, they require alot of effort from both sides, knowing that you are in love with them, every problem will have a solution if you work together, knowing that you wanna spend the rest of your life with them, someone that makes you love yourself, someone that makes you feel understood, loved, taken care of, someone who will be there for you in all your downs comforting you and in all your ups celebrating with you. being in love with someone doenst have an age, my boyfriend is the best person ive known, started off with a small crush and laster for 6 years, hes given me everything ive ever asked for and thats when you fucking know that everything is going to be worth it.

im in love with sharda

by hotdogandbaloney December 14, 2022

Shardha

She is one of the sweetest most loving girl you'll ever meet, she's so exciting and she loves to talk, listening to shardha talk is like listening to a beautiful bird sing a beautiful song. She's also very gorgeous and pretty from her hair to each nail, everything about her is just beautiful, looking at her eyes is like looking up at the stars above, you'll admire her like how you admire the night sky. her personality is as beautiful and attractive as she is. she'll always try her best to make the people she loves smile, but the most rewarding thing is making a shardha smile because shardha has the most amazing smile you'll ever see, the first time you see it you'll realize that nothing in this universe can be as valuable as her heavenly smile, the joy the comfort and the soothing her smile brings is truly. truly precious . if you have a shardha in your life try your best to make her smile it will always be worth it

"her smile is so nice, she must be a Shardha"
"omg have you heard about the new girl? she's so pretty

oh is she a shardha?"

by Hi_my_Love January 1, 2023