by A fuzzy wuzzy shark January 7, 2011
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Guy 1: Hey what happened to Louis?
Guy 2: Those Loan Sharks knocked his teeth out, and put his cat in the dishwasher!
Guy 1: He shoulda paid up!
Guy 2: Those Loan Sharks knocked his teeth out, and put his cat in the dishwasher!
Guy 1: He shoulda paid up!
by ElGrego March 30, 2011
Get the Loan Shark mug.Me: "Hey, I'm swimming in this lane. There's an empty one over there."
Guy: "I think I'll stay here."
Me: "You damn lane shark!"
Guy: "I think I'll stay here."
Me: "You damn lane shark!"
by Iniamyen August 19, 2013
Get the lane shark mug.Dude 1: Yo bro did you hook up with that bitch from 308 last night?
Dude 2: Hell yeah nigga, I got in raw and everything that hoe is a weener shark.
Dude 2: Hell yeah nigga, I got in raw and everything that hoe is a weener shark.
by Ozio August 29, 2013
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Have you ever gone down on beached shark? No, you haven't. How can I tell? Your lower face is intact.
by Ramalishtic April 29, 2014
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*About the jaguar shark*
Eleanor Zissou: It is beautiful Steve.
Steve Zissou: Yea, it's pretty good isn't it... I wonder if it remembers me...
Eleanor Zissou: It is beautiful Steve.
Steve Zissou: Yea, it's pretty good isn't it... I wonder if it remembers me...
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