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major shake

The poor impersonator of Master Shake from ATHF,created by the evil plutonians.
Quotes
"Yay,donating blood"
"Could you tell by the hairy boosom growing on my back?"
by Rich September 11, 2004
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Wank-Shake

A Wank-Shake is a filthy prank played by mcdonald's employees on innocent customers, who purchase any variety of milkshake, from a drive thru. to do this male employees will wack off into your milkshake thus creating a Wank-Shake. The symptoms of obtaining a Wank-Shake are: extra saltyness, your straw becoming blocked due to chilled spunk, stickyness after drinking milkshake and most of all, circular swirls of cream/white in your milkshake, due to a cheap attempt to cover it up.
Customer: "excuse me sir, i didn't want vanilla swirl in my milkshake!!"
Employee: "noo mate thats no vanilla!!!, (sniggers to others).

Larry: "did you sort that posh twat in the mercedes a Wank-Shake".

Barry: "ov'coarse mate, a nice steamy one, Wank my cock!! haha!!!!"..

Larry: "Lerious-character!!! hahaha!!".
by k-k-KenZi July 18, 2007
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Panamanian Shakedown

After a blowjob, before she can spit, take your hands and cover her mouth and grab the back of her head and shake until she swallows.
She tried to snowball me, but i gave her a Panamanian Shakedown instead.
by NFO Hijinx October 7, 2010
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shakalakah

An expression used when something great happens.
The Indianapolis Colts just won the super bowl, boom Shakalakah!!!!
by Chris Polites January 3, 2006
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shake the tail

When you've farted in a building while on the move and you take an indirect route to your destination in order to shake off the smell, disperse it and make it more difficult for those around you to track the source of the fart.
"Hey, what took you so long?"

"Sorry buddy, I had a huge curry last night, had to shake the tail, so I zig-zagged around the halls for 5 minutes"
by TheMuzz March 21, 2017
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wake and shake

to masterbate immediatly after waking up
dude, I barely got out of bed this morning. had to wake and shake to wake up
by eggz09 March 4, 2012
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houston shake

When a man is recieving head from a fair lass and upon arrival of his sexual climax (and or orgasm) shakes his penis at the girl blowing him and spreads his seed all over her unsuspecting face.
I Houston Shaked that girl un till she went blind.
by Charlie Sheppard January 23, 2006
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