Seimen Magnet

A Seimen Magnet is someone who attracts STD's at a quicker pace than the rest of those who are sexually active. You can generally recognise these types by their plasterboard makeup, low cut tops, almost invisible skirts despite the weather being a minus degree or several outside. Also see 'slut', 'sure thing' and 'how soon can I get a doctors appointment?' for more information.

"If you want to get laid, just go find a Seimen Magnet at the club. But double rubber it."

by Geektacular February 10, 2015

senior assholitis

The affliction known to strike high school seniors. Symptoms include utter lack of respect for anyone, inflated self-worth, and laziness. Prone to emotional outbursts, especially when confronted with a problem due to their own actions (or inaction)...

Father: What's her problem?!
Mother: Senior assholitis has hit.

by Hwood73 February 18, 2015

Senioritis

Noun. A crippling disease that strikes high school seniors. Symptoms include: laziness, an over-excessive wearing of t-shirts, sweatpants, athletic shorts, and sweatshirts. Also features a lack of studying, repeated absences, and a generally dismissive attitude. The only known cure is a phenomenon known as Graduation.

Why didn't you study for Mr. Hames Test?

Oh, who studies for a test anyways. I got senioritis.

by Jordannnk January 4, 2016

Senioritis

A disease that affects high school and college seniors in the second semester symptoms include bad decisions, laziness, constant tardiness, lack of studying and in rare cases even use of drugs I. E. Pot

u have seven F's on your report card!!?

Ya

Y

Senioritis

by @Chickentastesgoodlol March 25, 2016

senior soup

the human soup that is the water in the hot tub of an assisted living facility

what's for dinner, honey?
Senior soup.
Do we have any Tabasco sauce? Last time it was kind of bland.

by Ae5Ea8 September 17, 2016

senior stew

this is "senior soup" (the human soup that is the water in the hot tub of an assisted living facility) but with the addition of chunks

the chunks make it stew, as opposed to soup

the chunks can be various paper products, sutures, pieces of dead skin or nails, hairs, dingleberries, mingleberries

senior stew: now with chunks!

by Ae5Ea8 September 17, 2016

selima

She is hot, sometimes mean,nice, lovely and she can be a bad bitch.

A: Hey, want sex
B: No!
A: You are so selima

by Cuitrchic3456 January 1, 2017