september 14th

National anal fucking day

-Prepare you're ass
-Why? you know i dont like it
-It's september 14th
-ohh shit, you're rigth, lets do this

by Rudolph A April 26, 2019

September 20

International talk like a human day.
In this day, everyone needs to pretend they're aliens who try to disguise as humans.

This day is also mainly purposed to try to catch aliens. I mean, it's pretty hard to act as someone acting like you acting like them.

Alex: "Hello, where is da pizza?"
Bob: "Yes, i am a human, did you watch last night's game of thrones?"

Carl: "Hi alex, hi bob, why are you talking so wierd?"
Alex: "What are you talking about, carl? I am a perfectly normal human who talks perfectly normal humaninan"

Bob: "yes we are talking well today is september 20 talk like a human day why won't we speak humanian?"
Carl: *leaves*

by OzHaMagniv April 5, 2020

September 10

National garlic bread day! A day to eat garlic bread! All hail the garlic bread!

Holy shit you guys! It’s September 10 that means it’s national garlic bread day!!! Happy birthday Kiriana!

by Fartass1400 April 18, 2020

September 26

Nationaly fuck your bestfriend day

Hey 😩 its September 26….. look it up baba grill🥰😜🤣😛😇😝😇😋😀😋😋😋😂😀

by raethebae September 25, 2021

september 13

A day where people get together and go out for dinner. An enjoyable day. A good day for a birthday, or sex.

Hey honey today is September 13th let's go out to dinner for Alyssa's birthday. Possibly a sex session afterward?

by Al6ssa June 8, 2017

September

A wonderful month when the air smells sweet and the weather is perfect for the girls where to tight little sweaters that show off their curves.

I can't wait for september to come so we can play inthe leaves!

by Mama Janna October 26, 2008

September 30

The day the devils are born.
You are sassy and always get your way.

“Omg you were born on September 30? You ask them for me.”

by Madzmolly November 27, 2019