Sebastian Mucci

A big wanker that loves to lick nipples.

Hey Sebastian Mucci wanna lick my nipples?
Yeah sure poofter gay I would love to lick your nipples, it really turns me on!

by PussyMuncher420 June 4, 2020

Sebastian

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by Architeks November 4, 2020

Sebastian

A loser

Hey have you heard of Sebastian?
Bill:no cuz he’s a loser

by Ooh so spicy September 24, 2019

Sebastião

A curly haired bender who likes willys

Boy 1 - Hey you look like Sebastião.
Boy 2 - get fucked you pleb

by CJayyXVII October 3, 2016

Sebastian Vettel

A critically acclaimed Formula 1 driver. From German origin. Sebastian has won many Grand Prix titles the past years but is known to be a huge douche with his team, Infiniti Red Bull. Notably during the Malaysian GP 2013, Seb' wasn't supposed to let Mark Webber win but instead, stole the limelight for himself. He has a shitty accent during interviews and tries to be funny. He is also a wannabe Schumacher racing legend.

Jeremy Clarkson: Will you miss Sebastian Vettel ?!

Mark Webber: Uuuh... I don't think so, quite frankly.

by Jimple Sack January 13, 2014

Sebastian

The real defenition of sebastian is one's true boyfriend and lover but if he is not treating you rightly, one must break up with him because you would be lying to your soul and heart. sebastian is a man who usually falls in love with alexia's who are always confused between their relationship and do not know what to do.

Why would some people like a sebastian, although alexia has been waiting for him for 5 years!

by -Urban Dictionaryyy April 26, 2009

Sebastopol

Sometimes at Ives Park you saw an old dude who performed some kind of slow Tai Chi dance on the outdoor stage there to get attention. The town tries to give the park some class once in a while with Shakespeare in the Park and festivals. After a downtown parade, the Apple Blossom Festival happens in the park each year in celebration of the importance of the apple to Sebastopol's history. Ironically, very few apple products are produced there anymore, but they celebrate their lost industry despite that. The festival can attract outsiders to boost their economy, which brings up the contradictory, anti-progressive nature of the town; people there want the town to stay small and quaint, yet they want to bring in visitors to help their financial woes. Very wacky place. They call themselves Sebastopudlians. Jonathan Swift stuff, man. Despite all the shit I said about Sebastopol, it is an interesting place to stroll around in. It has some funky shops and the local sculptor has his funny junk art everywhere. The people on the street are mostly friendly. The music store is a cool place to try out all kinds of cool instruments.

Rock star: So, what they call the losers here?

Agent: Sebastopudlians.

Rock star: Get the fuck out! Sebastopol is messed up!

by Jimmy Rashaverak April 27, 2011