sears tower

When you get a stiffy before a girl even touches you.

When Joanna walked by Mark, he immediatly turned into the Sears Tower.

by Noah November 25, 2004

search engine

Seach engine, v.
What a blonde does to find where to put oil in her vehicle.

Blonde: "How do I find where to put oil in my car?"

Mechanic: "You go other end of vehicle where you hear noise, lift panel and search engine."

by REAL AMERICAN VETERAN May 3, 2005

dont search this

who in the right mind (or who is bored) would search "don't search this" in the search bar?

wow, dan is such a virgin he searched up... dont search this

by nobody-12 November 25, 2018

Seared

When an attractive female ditches you on a date.

Oh man, last night was horrible. Julie seared me after half an hour!

by Derek February 4, 2004

Anal cavity search

What airport security officers do to you if you blink wrong.

Imagine a group of people putting gloves on and taking turns shoving it really far up your ass.

Airport cop: Name?

b: {very arabic name}

Airport cop: Come with me, please.

b: God dammit, it's an anal cavity search, isn't it?

Airport cop: Don't worry, we're only violating a COUPLE of your rights..

*glove snaps*

by Name removed by the NSA January 3, 2014

sears grand

A combination of K-Mart and Sears. Relatively shitty with multiple creeps and weirdos in residence. "Grand" is false advertising, nothing a Sears Grand is... "grand"

Daddy you broke my iPod!

Sears Grand 4 lyfe!

by berad52 April 2, 2008

Search Party

During a circle jerk someone turns off the lights and everyone then attempts to find and jerk off another dick in the darkness.

It was only 10 minutes into the circle jerk before Ron decided to turn off the lights and form a search party.

by Master.Implosion August 27, 2018