Scooter

A kind, generous, loveable, god-fearing man with a propensity for elegance, who carries himself with an immeasurable amount of exaggerated swagger, particularly that of a black teen. He who is bestowed with the forename Scooter is destined for greatness. A funny individual with a dry sense of humor, it takes a certain level of refinement to appreciate his cynical taste, except when it doesn't because he is simultaneously a fucking idiot. Scooter is very big in the art-hoe, Crystal-bitch and busy-body scene due to his laid-back nature and impeccable aesthetic; However he prefers to spend most of his time in solitude.

Person 1: OMG! Is Scooter your real name?
Person named Scooter: yeah
Person 1: That's so hot
Person named Scooter: yeah

by Notactuallyscooter November 22, 2021

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SCOOTERED

The act of eating or being given too much THC

I went out with Scott last night and he SCOOTERED me with that Rope.

Man what happen last night
Dude you got SCOOTERED!

by Chickhead January 1, 2020

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Scooter Beaver

Girls going commando with short skirts on Vespas... usually seen at stop lights.

"We spotted some scooter beaver while waiting at a stop light on Via Salaria."

"Thats one thing I miss about our trip to Rome - The random scooter beaver sightings."

"When she was airing out the clam on her Vespa, there was a bit of scooter beaver going on."

by ItalySpotter September 6, 2011

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Scootered

To get so drunk that you fall face first and pass out. The fall results in your pants falling down around your ankles exposing your bare ass to the world.

Larry: Man I got fucked up last night.

John: Nice! How fucked up you Get?
Larry: Man I got completely scootered and woke up on my front lawn with a bottle rocket in my ass.

by Betrayal Inc. June 6, 2018

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