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Scooter

Typically a male with the name Matt who goes to a university in the same state he grew up in. He likes to stay up late at night and count his caloric intake while he power washes his prize possession, his razors cx9 power blade scooter from Walmart.
Damn, never thought you could be such a scooter, but here we are.
by Irhugdigtyf July 20, 2020
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Scooter Spoofing

Scooter spoofing is a term coined by Charles Gorenflo Sr. in the 1940's to answer his children's questions about his and his wife's plans. When going ballroom dancing they say, going scooter spoofing. This required no explanation because the rules are as follows:
No children are allowed to go

No children are allowed to engage in scooter spoofing activities Children cannot question anybody that is going or has recently returned from scooter spoofing

Children are not allowed to speculate as to what scooter spoofing actually is

Children will find out what scooter spoofing is when they are old enough to participate
Charles Gorenflo Jr.'s wife, Dolores Malone Gorenflo, expanded the rules :
Children will be allowed to go scooter spoofing at the age of 13, accompanied by a known scooter spoofed

Age 13 and older scooter spoofers are not allowed to respond to any questions with any answers that do not follow the original rules Any answer scooter spoofing participants gives that do not follow the original rules will be denied and the person given a life long scooter spoofing ban
The descendants and close family friends of the Gorenflo's have kept this tradition alive and the term is known to have spread throughout the southern United States. It is now often used as a loose term to mean "going out and engaging in adult activities" but it's main purpose continues to be discouraging children from inquiring as to their parents evening plans.
Where are ya going Daddy?
Me and your mom are going scooter spoofing
What's that?
Your too young to know, you'll find out when you are older
by TrayC scoot spoofer January 12, 2020
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Jt Scooters And Co

Jt is a dumb cunt that likes to sleep from 7am and wake up at 8:30 pm the nocturnal fuck. He tries to pull girls but his pale face doesn’t do the job. He loves to pick up cigarette butts off the ground and smoke them up. He’s a all round mess and lives in a little sleep out in the middle of nowhere. He needs help in life as he doesn’t know what to do at all
Jt scooters and co u grotty cunt go find some more durries u mop
by KefeTangapenisslut May 13, 2021
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Scooterer

Wow that scooterer is so cute
by bbteyatey October 8, 2020
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scooter tipping

A common practice among disgruntled homeless individuals in downtown Detroit, Michigan, in which scooters are parked randomly around the streets as a display of pseudo-inclusion
After attending a prestigious eatery in gentrified downtown Detroit, Jonathon and his lovely female partner noticed a strung-out homeless man practicing scooter tipping.
by drhookah October 28, 2022
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Scooter

A half wit dude that does drugs can't pay attention and makes up stories based on Tom Cruise movies about how cool his dad was
by Mad Krazy July 19, 2019
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Scooter

1. Someone who is really peppy but cheap
2. Someone who drags themselves into relationships for the money
Ugh, girl don't be such a scooter! I know you want that pink Louis Vuitton bag!
That scooter over there only took your girl cause' she got money from her daddy.
by Safaribro August 24, 2023
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