Boomer scooter

Any motorcycle type that was beloved by the baby boomer generation that is now wildly overpriced.

Ed's grandfather was feeling nostalgic, so he bought a boomer scooter and is now farting up and down the road.

by Odiesel April 13, 2025

Scootered

When you smoke a crack rock and get super high but it doesn't quite give you a ringer !

Holy I'm fucking scootered!

by Enlightened Aura April 5, 2024

Scooter

A metal thing with wheels

A big black dude killed the orphans with a scooter

by Daddyscoc July 14, 2021

Scooter buster

Someone that gets on your nerves or someone whose an idiot

Leana you see Zackery he's a mfn scooter buster at heart

by Prettylexie January 4, 2018

Red Scooter

p. When a male is raming his penis into a womens loose vaginal play area, an his penis pops out and slides very hard arcoss the top outside of her vagina. Leaving a redish mark, such as when one slaps another and leaves a red mark.

"I was so caught up in the moment I accidentally gave her a red scooter, the next night I saw it had turned into a bruse.

by Josh Cody March 5, 2009

Scooter Drunk

When you are completely shit faced and you decide to play music full blast or make cinnamon rolls and play music full blast

You were scooter drunk tonight after Yagas

by ScootsMcGoots July 23, 2016

meat scooter

The favored vehicle of the bicycle messenger. Offering little protection, the meat scooter is a very dangerous vehicle, even moreso when not operated in accordance with the traffic laws; often an accident is fatal.

"That guy is going to kill himself on that meat scooter. He should wait for the light like everyone else."

by NPD June 9, 2007