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Boomer scooter

Any motorcycle type that was beloved by the baby boomer generation that is now wildly overpriced.
Ed's grandfather was feeling nostalgic, so he bought a boomer scooter and is now farting up and down the road.
by Odiesel April 13, 2025
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Scootered

When you smoke a crack rock and get super high but it doesn't quite give you a ringer !
Holy I'm fucking scootered!
by Enlightened Aura April 5, 2024
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Scooter

A big black dude killed the orphans with a scooter
by Daddyscoc July 14, 2021
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Scooter buster

Someone that gets on your nerves or someone whose an idiot
Leana you see Zackery he's a mfn scooter buster at heart
by Prettylexie January 4, 2018
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Red Scooter

p. When a male is raming his penis into a womens loose vaginal play area, an his penis pops out and slides very hard arcoss the top outside of her vagina. Leaving a redish mark, such as when one slaps another and leaves a red mark.
"I was so caught up in the moment I accidentally gave her a red scooter, the next night I saw it had turned into a bruse.
by Josh Cody March 5, 2009
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Scooter Drunk

When you are completely shit faced and you decide to play music full blast or make cinnamon rolls and play music full blast
You were scooter drunk tonight after Yagas
by ScootsMcGoots July 23, 2016
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meat scooter

The favored vehicle of the bicycle messenger. Offering little protection, the meat scooter is a very dangerous vehicle, even moreso when not operated in accordance with the traffic laws; often an accident is fatal.
"That guy is going to kill himself on that meat scooter. He should wait for the light like everyone else."
by NPD June 9, 2007
mugGet the meat scootermug.

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