Sandwich Slave

The sandwich slave is basically controlled by the sandwich god. Sandwich Slave is also known as Tristan. He doesn't do anything specifically but whatever his leader requires him to do he must do. Examples would be, throwing himself in the washer, drinking a thing of bleach, eating tide pods , or even just making a simple sandwich! When sandwich slave isn't doing all his work though he is basically forced to embrace the Sandwich God's Freckle Fetish. That's his free time, that's his fun.

Dying Man's friend: How could i possibly stop the almighty Sandwich God?
Dying Man: Kill... The.. Sandwich. Slave *Dies*
Dying- Dead Man's friend: I will Avenge you... Bill! The Sandwich Slave will die!

by Weallfun September 18, 2019

The sandwich press

During sex, you lay a girl on her back and push her legs back behind her head and endlessly destroy her.

Yo shaqwela, come over and lemme put you in the sandwich press

by Baking with bitches April 14, 2022

Mallow Sandwich

When you ejaculate between someone’s pillow and the pillow case.

I did a mallow sandwich in Eric’s pillow at the party last night.

by Nursejake January 3, 2021

Norwegian sandwich

When you stick a food in a girls vagina, then you penetrate her until the food is gone then with the residue on the penis you make the girl lick the food off of the penis. Then you ejaculate until seme comes out and let her swallow the semen.

Guy #1: Bruh me and my girl was getting freaky last night, we did a Norwegian Sandwich.
Guy #2: Aye, did y'all really do a Norwegian sandwich?

by El Hacedor De Lluvia April 1, 2016

bin sandwich

a tramps tea

sandwich found in a bin

'check out that crobos bin sandwich, its got limp lettuce!'

"aww i could kill for a bin sandwich" said the crobo hobo

by captain thong June 17, 2009

Bone Sandwich

Getting punched in the face with a penis.

Man, that girl was about to go down on me but I accidentally tripped and gave her a bone sandwich.

by Slackrabbit December 21, 2013

assfart sandwich

When flatulence is (violently and forcefully) expulsed from the rectum upon 2 slices of (white) bread.

I had an assfart sandwich for lunch. Canned tuna is getting expensive.

by therealOG2018 April 13, 2018