samer

An emalgimation of "Same here"

"I'm really hungry"
"samer"

by Gordon Cunningham September 14, 2008

Same Old Madness

In the morning, reading the paper
Read the front page to the back page
Welcome to the nuclear age
No more time for vicious outrage

Same old madness same old madness
Same old madness same old madness

Riots in London, riots in Ireland
Riots in Tokyo, riots in Thailand
Riots right here in our homeland
Reagan sits behind while sneering
Soviets are domineering
Third world states need engineering
No more time for loving and caring

Same old madness same old madness
Same old madness same old madness

In the evening, reading the paper
Read the front page through the back page
Welcome to the modern age
It's the very latest craze

Same old madness same old madness
Same old madness same old madness
Same old madness same old madness
Same old madness same old madness

by Death Menace March 21, 2023

sameface

Slang for a person that is quite brutally mentally inadequate. Originating from a joke popular amoungst many circles of people in the Johnson City area. The original joke was told in some version of the following exchange;

Person 1: "Did you see that sameface?"

Person 2: "Whats a 'sameface'?"

Person 1: "Ya'know how retards all make the same face!"

*The teller of the joke than proceeds to imitate the blissful gurgling and awkwardly mechanical gestures and expressions of the severly retarded*

Did you see all those slipknot fans tripping over their pants that were obviosly at least 17 sizes too big? HAHA! Fuckin samefaces!

by Kreiger_55 April 30, 2006

Ever the same

A great song by Rob Thomas.

Fall on me
Tell me everything you want me to be
Forever with you
Forever in me
Ever the same

by Jay Star April 26, 2006

sameness

the same thing as you. used for actions, thoughts, emotions, etc. used in online chats such as aol (see example).

boy : hey wats up

girl : nm u?

boy : sameness

by luka! February 28, 2006

samen

a japanese word for sperm.

Oh, your samen went all over me!

by thezguy June 19, 2008

SAME SEX MARRIAGE

A "same sex marriage" is someone who has crows feet and looks like a woman, but doesn't have a menstrual cycle, so is a man.

Doctor: "Did you see any blood coming from between its legs?"
Patients husband: "No. Is my wife a same sex marriage then, Doc?"
Doctor: "Yeah, it looks like yr wifes a man!!! Get off the 321 bus"
Patients husband: "But all she's got is a CO2 emitting car for me to drive"
Doctor: "I'm afraid its no longer within our remit."
Patients Husband: "But what about the environment?"

by Usebleach August 3, 2020