screaming penis

when u sit on ur penis

Ex- when u are riding a bike and hit a jump and land on ur penis

after hitting a large jump i landed on my penis wich gave me a screaming penis

by VND September 16, 2006

stealing the monkey's banana

To take something of great importance from someone, purely for the purpose of laughing at them.
i.e taking a monkey's banana from it.

David: "I think I'll go steal that deaf kid's hearing aid. Just for shits and giggles."

Marcie: "You can't just go stealing the monkey's banana like that!"

by Alex Conway January 20, 2009

Screaming Jesus On A Ferris Wheel

Phrase used to xpress extreme suprise and shock.

Can be used to get attention and/or a cheap laugh

"screaming jesus on a ferris wheel! What the hell is that!"

"SCREAMING JESUS ON A FERRIS WHEEL!!!"

by Tompson Versetti May 24, 2004

screaming

a popular and famous expression

'i am screaming'

by k13k0 September 26, 2013

Screamin Seagull

when your having sex on a beach and you stop and get your dick wet then stick in the sand and fuck her in the ass when you dick is covered with sand.

i pounded her a nice Screamin Seagull a week ago and she still is pickin' the sand out of her ass.

by SiCk07__* December 6, 2007

Screaming Nazi

The magical mix of jagermeister and goldslager in one shot or drink. Go's down real smooth. Also know as "liquid cocane", "Golden elk", "Body Bag" and "Jägerschläger".

"Man you were fucked last night"

"I know I did like ten screaming nazis"

"Fuck"

by Jiggalo G April 15, 2008

screaming viking

a drink that exists, ironically, because it didn't exist. On an episode of "Cheers," they stump a cocky bartender who says he can make any drink, by ordering a "Screaming Viking." Woody make it up though: 1 oz lime juice, 1 celery stalk, 1 cucumber spear. Stir with ice, strain, garnish.

Carla: One screaming viking coming up. Would you like the cucumber bruised?

by Frank Booth January 3, 2005