Chelsea Staub

A Disney Channel whore who was in the movie Minute Men, and going to be in the new show J.O.N.A.S. Rumored to be dating Joe Jonas, but it's only obvious he is way too good for her. Also had slutty sleepover pictures of her with girl friends, and drinks underage.

"Did you see those pics of Chelsea Staub with Joe Jonas at the mall?"

"OMG! She was wearing the tiniest skirt ever!"

by Brignuts October 18, 2008

STFU

Sink The Fat U-Boats

none needed...i hope

by matt March 27, 2004

stfu

Stupid Fuck

n00b: i drank like 3 beers yesterday
1337 one: Wow, and that went well?
n00b: no of course not, i puked all over the place
1337 one: STFU

by T|L|K April 28, 2004

stfu

the acronym for what you say to someone (shut the fuck up) who spells internet acronyms out loud in a real life conversation as opposed to saying the actual words.

dude1: stfu (spells out stfu) I only kiss that other guy cause uh..it's my religion so wtf (spells out wtf) you talking about I'm definitely not gay.

dude2: dude YOU shut the fuck up you cant even speak proper english and that was the dumbest bullshit I've heard since I saw George Bush on Global National.

by tony chen December 15, 2008

Stfu before i make you lick my bloody ear ring

This is obviously a code for hardcore gay sex. When expressed by a male, he really wants to get in that guy booty.

Guy1: You don't scare me!
Guy2: Stfu before I make you lick my bloody ear ring!
Guy1: Ummmm....
Guy2: ;)

by Randomdude990 May 9, 2016

STFCBird

The most beautful creature ever to grace our shores

The virgin Mary and Aphrodite proably looked like STFCBIRD

by The Guid June 9, 2004

STFUnity

A state of forcible tranquility often stemming from the need for other people in your sphere of influence to cease communicating to/with/about you or any other subject matter. See also STFU

As you continue to breathe deeply, allow the feeling of STFUnity to permeate your meager existence.

by Bjorn Hardigan January 13, 2009