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by MS. MUSHROOMS May 23, 2023

start-down

The reverse of a start-up.
When you have so much money, that you make companies only to fail

I have so much money that I only do start-downs now

by ogoiD February 24, 2023

French pull start

The act of forcibly inserting anal beads into your peepee hole and proceeding to rip it out from your butt at a high speed.

I once did a French Pull start t train myself for kidney stones.

by Fatfruitcake March 6, 2023

Canadian cold start

When you live in Canada and you get a DUI, so you get a blower in you’re truck, you have to giver the old Canadian coldstart by blowing before turning the ignition, cold starting the truck

“Oh fuck brad got a DUI, he’s gotta giver’ the old Canadian cold start to get to work i suppose”

by Sunsetgoons69 March 7, 2023

The Wipe Start

When you gotta shit real bad but it won’t come out. Just get up in that cornhole with a big wad of toilet paper and jam it in there, wiping vigorously from front to back. Works like a charm.

I had to take a duke real bad but it wouldn’t come out. So I gave my arse The Wipe Start. Floodgates open!

by BallzDeeeeeeeeep March 8, 2023

it started with eve

Women. Oy.

Ashley just emptied out my bank account! Damn Dude. Well. It started with Eve.

by Sicilian Cowboy March 22, 2023

Bloody Jump Start

When you’re having sex with a girl while she’s on her period and you connect jumper cables to each other, the negative side to the woman and the positive to the man. When the man inserts his penis it creates a current of electricity.

Frank: “Bro, I heard you and Jenna did the bloody Jump Start last week! How was it?”
Bro: “shocking.”

by The Door Dude June 10, 2024