Noun: The combination of the solid waste and gas excreted from the anus simultaneously.
Verb: The act of excreting shit and gas while farting!
The origin of the word "shart" is credited to L. Crowley (1986) after observing her brother excrete a little extra something along with his explosive gas after after a night of endulgence at the turkey testical festival.
Verb: The act of excreting shit and gas while farting!
The origin of the word "shart" is credited to L. Crowley (1986) after observing her brother excrete a little extra something along with his explosive gas after after a night of endulgence at the turkey testical festival.
by Xcrete January 11, 2009
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Get the shart mug.STARTICLES: (stär'ti-kel-z)
DEFINITION:
1A. Amateurish and inexperienced writing OR
1B. First drafts and warm-ups of the real article or written piece.
2. Shocking Articles! Pieces so surprising or scandalous they give the reader a start.
3. A student lawyer ‘starting his articles,’ is beginning a stage of postgraduate training for his law degree. He is therefore doing his 'starticles'
DEFINITION:
1A. Amateurish and inexperienced writing OR
1B. First drafts and warm-ups of the real article or written piece.
2. Shocking Articles! Pieces so surprising or scandalous they give the reader a start.
3. A student lawyer ‘starting his articles,’ is beginning a stage of postgraduate training for his law degree. He is therefore doing his 'starticles'
Example 1: Even famous New York Times columnists have several STARTICLES before perfecting a final submission.
by Coral Francis-Callender May 14, 2008
Get the STARTICLES mug.Cross between a fart and a shit. Where you think your just going to be doing a ripper of a fart but it contains undesirable solid matter.
John: Man Im hungover, this greasy burger is great! Think I need to fart though.
Silence......fart noises.
John: Ah no that was a shart!
Paul: Man thats fucking disgusting!
John: Shit yeah, I better go do the wipe test and change my undies!
Paul: Pwoarrr!! That stinks, fuck off!
Silence......fart noises.
John: Ah no that was a shart!
Paul: Man thats fucking disgusting!
John: Shit yeah, I better go do the wipe test and change my undies!
Paul: Pwoarrr!! That stinks, fuck off!
by Chopper2010 September 12, 2010
Get the Shart mug.(N.) A friend, usually a wingman, that voluntarily shits their own pants so that you may hit on someone.
(N.) The best friend of all time.
(N.) The best friend of all time.
This girl I was into was really sweating my friend and he wasn't interested so he pulled a Shart Martyr. She was disgusted, he had to leave, I took her home!
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