by greekbarbie April 30, 2012
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Sigma Kappa is a sorority that was founded in 1874. The main values of SK are personal growth, service, friendship, and loyalty. Though most sororities are thought to have typical Barbie girls who only care about their appearance, there is much more to Sigma Kappa. They are known for their class and big hearts. Sigmas are very passionate about supporting the community, as well as each other. If you join Sigma Kappa, expect to spend a lot of time on service hours to help others and academic achievements to improve your education. Most of all, you will spend time making irreplaceable memories as a part of the best sisterhood on all of the college campuses. 1 heart, 1 way- SK!
by BBB11 February 13, 2013
Get the Sigma Kappa mug.A band of of women who, over time, consume one another to gain mass and power over the other women. They follow and alpha male type of government where the woman with the most power and mass is elected to lead the band. All new initiates cannot gain such a high status immediately. They must, over a long period of time, consume many powerful masses (usually summing up to be bundles of carbohydrates and high fructose corn syrup) that are stolen from either charity events they hold or from male fridges.
However, mass alone is not enough; over time the wisest of the leviathans will dispense their knowledge on how to frustrate their rival group: males.
Food is essential, and when a turkey cannot be stolen during thanksgiving, they inform men that they will be coming over to privateer his food for a cause he, not only does not understand, but has never heard them even speak of a cause.
So, in order to become part of this illustrious band of vagabonds, you must have a large and over-bearing personality along with an hourglass figure (this statement should be retracted because when a group of these intangible leviathans presented to some males their homemade hourglass it was just a cardboard box full of sand). This type of creature is hard to come by nowadays. They have the wisdom of youth and energy of age; all in all, modest creatures with much to be modest about.
However, mass alone is not enough; over time the wisest of the leviathans will dispense their knowledge on how to frustrate their rival group: males.
Food is essential, and when a turkey cannot be stolen during thanksgiving, they inform men that they will be coming over to privateer his food for a cause he, not only does not understand, but has never heard them even speak of a cause.
So, in order to become part of this illustrious band of vagabonds, you must have a large and over-bearing personality along with an hourglass figure (this statement should be retracted because when a group of these intangible leviathans presented to some males their homemade hourglass it was just a cardboard box full of sand). This type of creature is hard to come by nowadays. They have the wisdom of youth and energy of age; all in all, modest creatures with much to be modest about.
Oh shit, Kendra's walking in!
Where did all the food go?
Do we have to go to the stupid formal with Gamma Sigma Sigma? All they do is compare their breasts. But it's unfair when a leviathan shows of her breasts and four fat rolls.
Where did all the food go?
Do we have to go to the stupid formal with Gamma Sigma Sigma? All they do is compare their breasts. But it's unfair when a leviathan shows of her breasts and four fat rolls.
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by TheDebunker October 5, 2021
Get the Sigma male mug.The answer to the question: "What happens when you combine an unrealistic idea of manhood with an insecure male midwit in an environment in which feminism has won the culture wars?" These men combine the worst parts of maleness (compulsive need to dominate weaker people, overall rapey vibes) with the worst parts of femaleness (moronic spirituality, manipulativeness). Luckily, they give off such strong "I'm a sad loser" signals that they're easy to avoid.
As an aside, this type of man serves a valuable role in prisons, because he's unlikely to kick up a fuss about being fucked in the ass. He's the type of person who deludes himself that "the prison bitch is the sigma to the ass-raper alpha". He serves as a receptacle for male sexuality, and he can also help in a fight if he has to. This helps keep the peace among lifers.
As an aside, this type of man serves a valuable role in prisons, because he's unlikely to kick up a fuss about being fucked in the ass. He's the type of person who deludes himself that "the prison bitch is the sigma to the ass-raper alpha". He serves as a receptacle for male sexuality, and he can also help in a fight if he has to. This helps keep the peace among lifers.
Person A: George meditates and says mantras for an hour before he goes to the college bar to hit on drunk teens.
Person B: Yeah, that's because someone who runs a Sigma Male YouTube channel told him that that's manly.
Person B: Yeah, that's because someone who runs a Sigma Male YouTube channel told him that that's manly.
by sandstone May 23, 2021
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PKS: I'm in Phi Kappa Sigma *takes off shades CSI style"
Party Host: "get out"
PKS: I'm in Phi Kappa Sigma *takes off shades CSI style"
Party Host: "get out"
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