sigma-algebro

Sigma-algebro or σ-algebro is a bro who studies probability and measure theory, as σ-algebra is one of the first things they learn in the field.

Case 1
Bro A: Josh is pulling all the girls, no wonder because he's smart and handsome and works as a quant
Bro B: Yeah Josh is a σ-algebro

Case 2
Sam had nightmares about σ-algebra during his PhD, and dropped out of school, he's failed to be a sigma-algebro

by dapula_burger August 15, 2023

fanta puebes sigma

a ginger who has ginger puebes and is a sigma. there is only one of these per 40,000 people and they are all overweight and ugly. despite being a sigma they lie about having sexual intercourse with women in return for validation from male friends

" the fat fanta puebes sigma entered. i hate him he totally mogs me " - harry
" nah he cant even have sex with patricia, he lied about it. he won't mog you " - jeremy

by brawlik_god_CJPP June 28, 2024

Sigma stripe

The blue stripe found on hundred dollar bills made 2013 and after. A term created by brother p.o.w. of the alpha alpha rho chapter.

Money with the sigma stripe, my momma pray I'm loving right.

by Jadeveon Titus Ciroq October 12, 2017

Sigma at sir will

Sigma is in 9th grade and is the biggest Sigma in Georgia, art, and science. Sigma dogma ligma jigma

Have you heard of the Sigma at sir will baby gronk rizzler? They call him izz-haa-k

by Peace202101 May 07, 2024

sigma paradox

kid that calls himself a sigma hates women, he prefers men. but that's gay, and he hates gays.

kid: WOMEN SUX!!1!11 MEN SUPRMACY!!1
someone: so you prefer men over women?
kid: YEYSYESAFDSLKFDGJ
someone: that's gay
kid: EEEWWW GAY BADDD >:((
someone: huh, that's a sigma paradox..

by ArtyN November 15, 2023

sigma paradox

The Sigma paradox happens with thirds mainly e.g 1/3 = 33.333 repeating 2/3 = 66.666 repeating and 3/3 = 99.999 repeating. 3/3 is q whole number equaling 1 however it can't equal 1 because it is 99.9 repeating get it? It comes ever closer too 100% but will never get there. You can relate, in sure.

Bruh. Your life is pretty much a Sigma Paradox!
What?
You will NEVER SUCCEED ;)

by pseudonym1583622891 January 21, 2016

“Sigma”

A “sigma” person is a person who is usually racist, misogynistic and can’t stand the lgbt or furry community, usually by making fun and or generally bullying a member of a certain community, and then having others justify their actions by calling them a “sigma”, not to be confused with actual sigma individuals that actually have respect for peoples feelings.

(Not a rant post)

Person 1: “go kys furry, you probably touch animals”

Person 2: “bro you are so “sigma” !”

by Potatoboye June 06, 2023