The Shredded Document

When one puts flyscreen over their butt-hole, they then shit onto their partners face, creating long strands of faeces to spill down their front.

Liam Mac: "hey hone, good you please go down to the hardware store and fetch me some fly-screen... by the way, you herd of a The Shredded Document?

by JJ McDizzle May 29, 2010

shed girl

A girl that lives in a shed that inadvertently becomes subject for a drug addicts lust for sexual gratification.

A girl that lives in the garage of someone else's property that allows indecent activities due to deep desire for illegal drugs.

Who are you dating? I hope its not the shed girl type.

Can't bring a shed girl home to mama.

They scrapped enough cans today to hopefully get lucky with the shed girl.

by Whore-able_&_Adorable February 6, 2018

Shedding

When a musician or group of musicians practice

Aye bro when are we shedding

by Yoboyde2000 August 27, 2018

storage shed

An object, typically a person of relationship significance, used as an emotional dumping ground and/or punching bag.

Paul, I'm not your storage shed, you can't unload your issues on me and not expect me to react.

by B Sugar June 6, 2011

shredda

Slang for Shredder, one of the villains on Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.

Fo' shizzle it's Shredda!

by Mikey February 19, 2003

shredduce

The bits of lettuce found in your stool sample after you have eaten a salad

Despite flushing the toilet twice, some shredduce continued to float in the bowl

by D & O July 2, 2007

shed dragging bastard

those people that like to drag a caravan (shed) 4 times the size of their car, often with wing mirrors 4 times the size of their caravan (shed) making over-taking an impossible feat, and you guessed it, getting to your destination 4 times longer!!

shout "shed dragging bastard!!" wenever you see one
nb: can generally cause offence to the 'shed dragging bastards'

by Skinuss May 17, 2008