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Shmat

A little kitty cat that you love.
You're such a schmitty shmat!
by DogeScoutX February 14, 2021
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Smeat

Did you see Johnny's nudes? He has a smeat
by MayoTheJar February 10, 2021
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Shmoated

Damn he’s shmoated!
by Shmoated March 20, 2021
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Shmealy

Someone who has a massive throbbing cock that is pulsating with semen.
"That guy has a third leg"
"No hes just a shmealy ass mf"
by Give me your food March 26, 2021
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Shmear

A super holy member even after resurrection.
Don’t be afraid he is just a Shmear.
by The Holy Shmear April 3, 2021
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Shmetie

Yeti Shmetie meant it when he said it's meaningless
by Yeti Shmetie April 8, 2021
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schmeat wagon

A cock so big that it can be used as a wagon.
"Damn, did you see the size of that guy's schmeat wagon!"
by GrranDadd May 4, 2021
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