Double Shifting

The action you take when something online suprises you so much you find yourself hitting BOTH shift keys to type your response in caps.

When I found out the baby wasn't mine. I had was double shifting my facebook status updates.

by Nate Lavelle August 29, 2011

Shitty Shit

It occours when you have diareeah and a log falls in and splashes shit all over your ass, it takes forever to clean up.

Hunny, I'm home... Hold on a minute I just had a shitty shit.

by Edmund McMullen November 14, 2003

Shitty Life

When you feel sad or frustrated about yourself, and you are lazy to force yourself to make any positive changes. You feel like Shitty Life.

OH State is full of disgusting people , and I have a Shitty Life.

by FuckYouBitch999 April 4, 2018

cold shitty

n. ice cold, cheap domestic beer, oftentimes of a "light" variety. The idea is to drink them quickly while they are cold shitty beers before they become warm shitty beers, and thus less palatable. Originally heard in Oklahoma City, the term has migrated to Honolulu, Hawaii as well. The activity itself is universal and lends itself well to lounging beside a body of water, natural or otherwise.

-So what you guys gonna do this weekend?
-Dunno, probably go to the lake and drink a cold shitty or three.
-Nice.

by Parker405 June 3, 2010

Shiffy

A mixture of Shweet and Spiffy, best of both worlds ya'know?

That was a shiffy movie!

by Teh W. Crack Fairy March 16, 2008

Shift

To french-kiss, make out, meet, score, flick, etc.

Rachel: Will you shift that guy over there?

Stacy: No.

Rachel: Why not, he's goodlooking!

Stacy: He's wearing a skeleton costume.

by whatthehellareyousaying July 22, 2009

Shifting Realities

Shifting realities is where you change your reality. What i mean is that you can script how you want a certain life, and then you can practice trying to move your subconsciousness to that reality. It is a really fun topic, and you should give it a go sometime!

Did you hear about that new thing going around? It's called shifting realities!

Oh, that's cool! I will try it sometime!

by Nearsofficial March 21, 2021