a shitfaced ass motherfucker who never gives up at eatin sandwhichs nd is beast at beerpong. And hates being fingered by girls nd will punch them in the face if necessary. But is also a very horny bastard
by Balekjiii January 11, 2008
Get the Ryanmug. Ryan is very very very gay , probably the gayest name in the world. He also has a massive head, it is the size of a bowling ball. He gets lots of guys but he only likes people who put knives up his urethra. He has a bugchasing kink so if you're HIV positive, even if you are female, hit him up because he will nut. He likes looking at old men's feet because it turns him on.
by notlydianonono July 1, 2019
Get the Ryanmug. This term was started from a SNL skit from tonight. The Ryan is a general term for a man who whilst under any intoxication, fornicates with food items. This is NOT limited to McDonalds.
Man: Dude thank God I bought all these double whoppers, the skit only shows them as McDonalds food. Thank You Burger King!
*takes massive bite into Double Whopper, immediately spits put*
Man: NOOOO! There's jizz seeping out of my Double Whooper! Where is the Ryan?! I KNOW HE'S HERE!
*takes massive bite into Double Whopper, immediately spits put*
Man: NOOOO! There's jizz seeping out of my Double Whooper! Where is the Ryan?! I KNOW HE'S HERE!
by ItsAll0greNow March 7, 2015
Get the The Ryanmug. a guy that is nice and sweet and will do anything to make you happy
He tends to tease you when he calls you babygirl and says how much he loves you
Has good humor and sometimes likes to talk dirty like ALOT
WHENEVER your feeling down he finds a way to cheer you up
he is very handsome and very attractive also loves sports and loves his girlfriend named Yasmin
He tends to tease you when he calls you babygirl and says how much he loves you
Has good humor and sometimes likes to talk dirty like ALOT
WHENEVER your feeling down he finds a way to cheer you up
he is very handsome and very attractive also loves sports and loves his girlfriend named Yasmin
by _BABY_GIRL_ September 18, 2016
Get the ryanmug. Ryan sits like a girl with a napkin on his lap. His date even pulled the chair out for him haha and Ryan says that chivalry is dead.
by Flower Boy August 19, 2010
Get the Ryanmug. Usually, an attracitve and sensative guy. Makes the best friend, however, the worst boyfriend. The guy who will make you laugh and lead you on, then in the end will end up ignoring you or pushing you away. They are usually fun to be around and can make you easily fall for them, and they make you smile constantley. However much they mess up, you can never hold a grudge. They use this to their advantage, and end up wanting to stay just friends.
So I was talking to Ryan last night' 'Oh give it a week or so, he'll move on to someone else or decide you aren't right.
by justafriend80707 January 8, 2011
Get the Ryanmug. by Bobabob February 6, 2020
Get the Ryanmug.