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royal punch

When you are having sex with your partner from behind and just before climax you punch them hard in the kidneys.
I gave my girlfriend a royal punch last week, she hasn't stopped pissing blood.
by Squattingjester September 5, 2016
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Royal Peasentry

A person who is such a peasant it's Royal
Oh I'm sorry you Royal Peasentry
by Exposed51 August 13, 2019
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royal slutton

location of the biggest sluts in the world: julia ant maria n mr.giaimo; cvoered up as a laundrymat
yo bro wanna hit up the royal slutton today
yea sure bro i really need jewels to touch my woody
by Joseph Murc January 11, 2009
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platinum royal

chara nari between hotori tadase and kiseki. a yellow theme. tadase is dressed as a prince. his attacks with a his scepter are holy crown and white crown. the scepter also changes into a sword. his powers are only gained from exposure to the humpty lock.
tadase: kiseki. chara nari.
kiseki: roger.
tadase: my own heart unlock. chara nari: platinum royal!
by ayumu March 12, 2012
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royal finger

To give someone the highest, most powerful of "flipping off" fingers
He sassed me so i gave him the royal finger
by colmcor May 16, 2016
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Cum Royale

A 9-month long sexual "game" where multiple men either take turns cumming deep inside unprotected pussy, or collectively filling a bowl to be funneled into said unprotected pussy.
The biological father after the 9-month long "game" is declared the winner.
My oshi convinced me that a child of a cum royale would truly be lucky.
I hope she's right when she comes back from her trip.
by DerSkrunk March 21, 2023
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Royal Fail

When Royal Mail just can't get it right and struggle to deliver your parcels on time. Sometimes they will deliver your items early such as the very next day after you post it whilst at other times they can take twice as long as the estimated delivery time and you get worried about where the parcel is. They are kind of like a rollercoaster between good and bad in a way.
Person 1: When will my parcel arrive.
Person 2: Whenever Royal Mail delivers it.
Person 1: I've waited a week.
Person 2: I know Royal Fail can be like that sometimes.
by MrFunny83 April 12, 2022
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