The magical land where Republicans come from and hope to return too. Common features include The Cold War, but against either Nazi's or the bad guys from Rocky and Bullwinkle, a Pleasantville environment, everyone gets along and there are no minorities, and Jesus who ahs returned and smites the unworthy. Those lost in Republican Narnia may remain there temporarily or permanatley, it is often completly treatable.
"My mom keeps warning me about STDs, I don't even have a girldfriend."
"She must be in Republican Narnia"
"She must be in Republican Narnia"
by Nick E. May 10, 2006
A weak, fake, snide "retraction" of all or part of a statement made by conservative after his feet are held to the fire.
Republican apology-
Republican: "She is a stupid, fat, lazy, slut who has no integrity!"
Attorney: "Mr. Limpball, my client is prepared to take legal action in regard to that statement."
Republican: "My remarks certainly weren't meant to be insulting; she must have misunderstood me <wink, smirk, nod>."
Audience member: "Damned, if that wasn't a real republican apology!"
Republican: "She is a stupid, fat, lazy, slut who has no integrity!"
Attorney: "Mr. Limpball, my client is prepared to take legal action in regard to that statement."
Republican: "My remarks certainly weren't meant to be insulting; she must have misunderstood me <wink, smirk, nod>."
Audience member: "Damned, if that wasn't a real republican apology!"
by docsterx July 21, 2012
Going to the gym under the pretense of working out, but instead sitting in the steam room for the whole time pretending not to look at other naked guys' butts
I am feeling a chest cold coming on, think I'll stop at the Y on my way home from work today and have a republican workout.
by utorrente January 27, 2011
n. & a. 1. n. A conservative christian who believes there is one way, the right way; believes that certain behaviors or choices are unsound; sees no contradiction in their choices as they are founded in scripture. 2. a. A negative term used to describe someone who sees everything in black and white and doesn't mind pushing their agenda on anyone who opposes their paradigm.
He's such a Jesus Republican, he's always going on about how evil abortion is, but he supports the war on Iraq and thinks the death penalty is a good thing. I thought the taking of life was immoral?
by Lazarus 01 February 24, 2009
a hypocritical person who hates the government, yet relies on government programs like Social Security, Medicare, Medicaid, Unemployment, Food Stamps and Welfare. Often seen at Tea Party rallies before stopping by Wal-Mart to cash in their food stamps. They usually just resent other people's benefits.
Jim Bob is a real Welfare Republican. After leaving the anti Obama Tea Party Rally, he drove his pickup to the Wal-Mart to pick up his Medicaid prescription and get some pork rinds and chili with food stamps.
by Sir Ludes McCracken February 12, 2011
by jesster79 January 14, 2005
an elite orgy of self-interested taxation and public spending; one party to which you are categorically not invited; the world's most reliable source of misinformation; America's Bridge to Nowhere and expressway to ruin
by K Corwin D December 22, 2009