Reach-Around

These requirements must be satisfied:
1. Two men are in a room together and they are naked.
2. They both like each other enough to penetrate the other.
3. They are both gay.
4. One man (the bitch of the two) is taking it up the ass. (by "it" I mean the other man's penis, and by "up the ass" I mean up the ass.
5. The man who is ramming his rim-rod up and around his partner's sphincter must then use one hand to "Reach-Around" and masturbate his partner until he cums.
6. It can be done with two girls as well but then it's not as funny. Oh and they don't necessarily have to have penises.

Harry Potter was fucking Ron Weasley's asshole nice and hard when Ron asked him for a reach-around, shortly after this, Ron's penis was spewing out a geyser of gayness.

One time Hermoine asked Ron for a reach-around, however, Ron informed her that she didn't have a penis.

by Captain Penis November 11, 2008

Reactionary

Someone who formed his opinion based on a recent event while disregarding the past knowledge or information.

X : My team just lost the game, they should fire the coach.
Y: Don't be reactionary.

by Madmada December 21, 2019

Realtor

Somebody who failed to get or keep a real job.

After being fired again for her poor attendance record and constant personal calls, Sally Saleswoman became a Realtor. Now she works on weekends only, driving people around the city to point out the obvious. "It's a nice, big living room!" she'll exclaim to her prospects. "And this is the fireplace..."

by Harry Homeowner December 27, 2007

Reaching for the money

Producing an inferior product in order to cash in on a popular idea. My friend and I originally coined this term to describe mediocre sequels to popular horror films.

Reaching for the money usually happens when someone, after coming up with a popular idea, is corrupted by greed and slaps together a quick sequel.

After watching Hellraiser 5, I could tell the producers were reaching for the money.

by Zach D W September 14, 2008

reatard

Someone who is too stupid to notice the material with which your body is made.

you OK reatard?
I am wood
stupid.

by poudink January 1, 2021

Facebook reach-around.

The act of "liking" someone's Facebook status simply because they "liked" yours, even if you don't really like it.

I'm pretty sure that was a Facebook reach-around.

by Andywhy February 23, 2011

Carkin's Reach-A-Round

A Carkin's Reach-A-Round is when you are walking through the woods with a girl on your back giving you a handjob, AKA doing it "Carkin's Style".

Jacob was walking through the woods getting a Carkin's Reach-A-Round from Summer.

by Jacob Larkin November 23, 2010