A random is when a male gets an uncontrollable erection...
Often trys covering it up by playing games such as tag(It), hide and seek, egg(curl up in a ball) or army men(lay on the floor!!)
Often trys covering it up by playing games such as tag(It), hide and seek, egg(curl up in a ball) or army men(lay on the floor!!)
Terry:Hey sam whats that in your trousers...!?
Sam:ehhhh... LETS PLAY ARMY MEN!!!
Terry: OHH NO!! NOT A RANDOM?!?!
Sam:ehhhh... LETS PLAY ARMY MEN!!!
Terry: OHH NO!! NOT A RANDOM?!?!
by Terry Houghton January 8, 2009
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A person of Chinese descent, who happens to be in a situation, although is not an essential part of it. Their presence isn't part of "the plan". The term is frequently used by university students, to describe their housemate constitution.
Possibly considered offensive.
Possibly considered offensive.
Sarah: Who are you living with this year?
Sean: A guy called Rich who I lived with last year, Jesse, off our course and a chinese random...
Sean: A guy called Rich who I lived with last year, Jesse, off our course and a chinese random...
by NapalmStxToKids July 16, 2008
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adj. Something that is mostly irrelevant, but not completely. When someone says something randomish, they aren't that random, but they are, or maybe not. Yeah, actually, they are--but not a hundred percent random.
adj. Something that is mostly irrelevant, but not completely. When someone says something randomish, they aren't that random, but they are, or maybe not. Yeah, actually, they are--but not a hundred percent random.
We were talking about baby rape the other night when Adolf tried to change the subject with this randomish remark. OW! My toe!
by Jaack August 21, 2007
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The word is also used exclusively used by females under the age of 24. The most frequent use of the work occurs in the captions of MySpace or Facebook photos. These photos often times depict the subject participating in a seemingly odd or meaningless scenario with a peer.
In a more self-indulgent exhibits the word can be as a cover up for the obvious vanity associated with "artistic" or close up shots of body parts (e.g. lips, eyes, midsection, etc.) In this sense the word "randomness" becomes synonymous with the phrase "I have no explaination for these pictures other than the fact that they are a vain masterbation designed to stroke my own ego."
See masterphoter for an explanation of internet photography.
The word is also used exclusively used by females under the age of 24. The most frequent use of the work occurs in the captions of MySpace or Facebook photos. These photos often times depict the subject participating in a seemingly odd or meaningless scenario with a peer.
In a more self-indulgent exhibits the word can be as a cover up for the obvious vanity associated with "artistic" or close up shots of body parts (e.g. lips, eyes, midsection, etc.) In this sense the word "randomness" becomes synonymous with the phrase "I have no explaination for these pictures other than the fact that they are a vain masterbation designed to stroke my own ego."
See masterphoter for an explanation of internet photography.
by Sam Keeler March 6, 2008
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Ben - So now my mom is sending me to this Christian youth camp thing.
Me - Wait, what the random? Aren't you guys Jewish?
Me - Wait, what the random? Aren't you guys Jewish?
by bokonon June 12, 2005
Get the what the random mug.The state of being, usually associated with romantic interests, when there is no emotional investment in said interest, therefore no substantial consequences.
Me: Wow, I think Emily is really upset with me for hooking up with another girl
Friend: Don't you think you owe her an apology?
Me: Fuck no, Im on that 'Random-Nigga' Status, i dont owe her shit
Friend: Don't you think you owe her an apology?
Me: Fuck no, Im on that 'Random-Nigga' Status, i dont owe her shit
by blandz16 September 10, 2009
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