Megan Romanoski

While receiving a blowjob and after the initial ejaculation (post ejaculation), she treats your penis like a go-gurt tube and sucks your penis dry, moving her hand from the bottom of the shaft upward removing all remaining sperm from your cock. It is performed in a very sensual manner. After, she swallows your cum.

Dude, she frickin' gave me a Megan Romanoski last night- no clean up necessary.

by KJB696912369 September 6, 2011

My Chemical Romance

A book I wrote about how I made love to an oxygen particle

"Have you read my new book, My Chemical Romance?"

by Robert Graysmith August 26, 2007

Roman Polanski

A disgusting bastard who raped a child. He is the reason I don't give a damn about the Oscars anymore.

Oscar voters: Roman is a good director so all is forgiven.
Me: You guys need to go to hell.

by Hell is beside you, Roman September 20, 2003

roman candle war

A battle that involves at least two people, that is fought using long cardboard tubes that launch balls of fire. Using roman candle in this way can be dangerous, but over all it's worth the fun.

Holy shit dude, I got the worst burn ever in that roman candle war on saturday. Oh well, it's a cool looking battle wound.

by watch for stopsigns January 10, 2007

romania

Romania is a beautiful country and Transilvania is a province of it.

by Remus November 9, 2003

Romance novel

1. Literary porn.
2. Garbage.

I read a romantic novel and whacked off.

by Pseudonym June 19, 2005

Roman Dirge

Author of Lenore and other such books. Good sense of humor but no where close to Jhonen Vasquez by the way they are friends so it's all good.

Zeptar-"Lenore is a great comic book with cool animation but isn't as great as Johnny the Homocidal Maniac"

Johnny Dearest-"true dat"

by Johnny Dearest August 24, 2005